Tuesday, December 31, 2024

2024 Retrospective

I wouldn't call 2024 a good year in most respects, though I suspect it'll age better than the next few. It was a particularly weird year for movies - studio releases were sparse due to the effects of last year's strike, but rather than create openings for outside-the-box projects to shine, the box office top 10 list was dominated by franchise installments. There was no equivalent to Barbenheimer this year, and Disney took the top two spots with a great sequel to one of their animated films and a franchise superhero flick exemplifying the word "mediocrity."

I saw both of those, though there are quite a few in the top 10 I didn't get to. Beyond that, this has been a light year for me, movie-wise. I haven't really had the time to watch as many movies or shows as I'd have liked throughout. Plus, this year's releases have been somewhat back heavy, so my annual Christmas project delayed me from catching up on numerous things on my watchlist.

But I still managed to see a decent amount, most of which was at least pretty good (I saw plenty of bad stuff as well, but the bulk of that wasn't released in 2024, and therefore falls outside the range of this exercise). Though "good" and "bad" aren't really what this is about, either: as a reminder, this is ranked from my least favorite to most favorite. While there's presumably some overlap between what I like and consider good, it's far from a one-to-one relationship.

Definitely keep that in mind when you get to the #1 spot.

The rules, arbitrary as they might be, are that movies qualify if their US release was in 2024 (you'll see a handful that are technically 2023 movies but were only available overseas or in festivals). TV seasons count if their last episode aired in 2024 (that one's proving to be a problem, but I haven't managed to come up with a better way of doing this).


NOT RANKED: She is Conann

I considered placing this dead last. In a sense, it was the movie I watched this year I enjoyed the least. Hell, it's one of the most unpleasant, disturbing things I've seen in my entire life, which...

Okay, I'm still kind of timid in some respects, so that's not saying all that much. I'd heard this pushed some boundaries, but I naively assumed the sword & sorcery elements would nullify whatever gore was in this. But this thing ain't sword & sorcery. This is post-structural nightmare fuel defying conventional genre, and gore should have been the least of my worries.

I was uneasy watching this. Not so uneasy I couldn't finish; I wasn't physically ill or anything, and I was oddly captivated by the whole thing, but I very much did not enjoy it. But even with all the caveats around this being a subjective list, I can't bring myself to place this last. It's supposed to be unpleasant. It's supposed to challenge the viewer. It's supposed to disgust us and - if we like Conan - I'm pretty sure it's supposed to insult us.

In that respect, I kind of think this is a masterpiece. Visually, it's genius, even if it's the sort of genius I never want to watch again. It's repulsive art, and that deserves praise. Hell, it might be one of the better movies I saw this year.

Also, as I said a moment ago, I was captivated. This movie was many things, but it sure as hell wasn't dull. It elicited emotion masterfully. But I really disliked the experience and have no desire to revisit it.

If you're reading this and wondering whether you might want to give this one a shot, here's my advice: there's a 2021 body horror movie called, "Titane." Watch that first, then when you're done tell yourself the guy who was disgusted by She is Conann liked Titane. Then proceed accordingly.


THE RANKING

54. Joker: Folie à Deux

Keep in mind, this is a ranking based on preference, not quality. If I'd been doing this from worst to best, this would swap places with Madame Web and only be the second worst movie I saw this year. But Madame Web had a sort of energetic badness that was weirdly fun to watch as it all unraveled into nonsense. Joker: Folie à Deux just got more or more boring as it went.

The first third wasn't so bad. It was bad, mind you. But not so bad. For a while I was really convinced I was going to say I liked this better than its predecessor. But, for all its faults, the 2019 movie was nowhere near this boring. Also, it was anchored by a fantastic performance from Phoenix. That performance was largely wasted, granted, but it was there. This time... not so much.

I don't think it's Phoenix's fault - this script just didn't have the same interest in building up a character. Instead, Folie à Deux is mostly interested in wedging in musical numbers. Astonishingly bad, profoundly dull musical numbers that don't move the story forward or offer any kind of depth to the characters or themes.

There are a couple cool sets, I guess. The cinematography is mostly pretty good. But... Jesus... what a slog.


53. Madame Web

Madame Web's villain spends the movie trying to escape fate, only to discover that his actions have merely brought him to the end he was trying to outrun. In the same vein, the movie appears to have been produced with the goal of not being another Morbius, as the tone and style are virtually the opposite of that film's. And yet, in the end, whatever Sony's executives said and did to avoid another Morbius resulted in just that.

On some level, I can respect at least some of what they were trying to do here. The movie's stylized with comic sensibilities: between that and the setting, I'm guessing they wanted to evoke the Raimi Spider-Man movies. Or perhaps the director was inspired by the 2002 Birds of Prey series the movie seems to homage in its closing minutes. Honestly I found myself thinking of that show quite a bit earlier: this looks a lot like a CW show from that era.

That isn't a good thing.

Not a lot about Madame Web is, really. While I respect what they were going for, it fails on levels I've rarely encountered in movies with this kind of budget. You can make out the edges of the style they were influenced by, but it's too subdued to convey the campy fun that can let that style work. Lines of dialogue that are meant to be funny (I think) instead just linger awkwardly.

And worst of all, the action utterly fails to deliver on the promise of a precog battling an evil Spider-Man, a premise I actually think could have had quite a bit of potential in the right hands. But the movie really feels as though it's made by people who don't understand the genre elements they're playing with, and consequently we're not even given sequences of the character learning from failed timelines in order to create one in which she wins. That's the bare minimum you should get from putting these powers onscreen - this is failing on a basic "show don't tell" level.

Setting all that aside does this no favors: if anything, its characters and their relationships fare even worse. None of these people behave rationally, and the closest this comes to character development is having various characters repeat cliched behavior ad nauseum.

It's all astonishingly bad, to the point that, even after months of hearing how bad this was, I was left dumbfounded by the realization that the reviews weren't exaggerated or unfair: this really is as awful as you've heard. Just a pointless, boring, emotionally empty attempt at building out a cinematic sub-universe no one asked for.


52. Lisa Frankenstein

Lisa Frankenstein has two central issues which, when compounded, prevent the film from working. First, the movie either lacks or fails to convey a point. I'm using a fairly broad definition of "point" here: no strong theme comes through, it doesn't really satirize culture in a way that has traction, and the characters aren't likeable or interesting enough to stand on their own. Simply put, outside a surface-level homage to '80s goth movies, it wasn't clear to me what this was trying to do. While I can't discount the possibility I just failed to "get it," the movie's lackluster critical response makes me suspect this is a pretty common response. The movie's fans seem to cite its design and comedy style, which....

Okay, the design is pretty great, no question there. The sets, costuming, and perhaps most importantly lighting are all on point, and - depending on how invested you are with the look - that might even be enough to warrant checking this out. It wasn't enough for me, however, and the reason mainly boils down to the aforementioned comedy.

To be fair, this has some great jokes and standout moments. But I didn't find it consistently funny enough to be able to ignore just how empty the whole thing left me feeling. That's the other central issue - it's just not funny or entertaining enough to work in spite of its lack of substance. And it really needs one or the other: either it needs to feel meaningful, or it needs to be fun.

Style alone can only take it so far.


51. The Christmas Quest

It's probably my fault for hoping for more.

But as soon as I realized I was watching a Hallmark Christmas movie romcom set in Iceland incorporating elements of pulp adventure with a premise centered around the Yule Lads, I allowed myself to get excited. I didn't even need it to be good - fun and interesting would be enough.

And, to be fair, aspects were. The use of Icelandic actors and locations was a great start, and there were some fun moments. However the movie failed completely to capitalize on the interesting possibilities and tones offered by its genre. There's no suspense or excitement here - not even an attempt.

I like that Hallmark is trying new things. I just really need them to try a little harder.


50. Carnage for Christmas

I almost put this in the "not ranked" section, because I feel a little bad comparing an independent production made by a 20-year-old with films with much higher budgets. And, to be clear, Carnage for Christmas displays more innovation and skill than a number of movies placing much higher on this list, to say nothing of actually having a reason to exist that's not tied to a corporate earnings report. The fact this is this low isn't a reflection of the talent involved, only the realities of low-budget filmmaking. The fact it beats out a few major productions, on the other hand, is incredible and indicates writer/director Alice Maio Mackay is probably going to become a household name sooner or later.

But like it or not, money (or more specifically production value) counts. On top of that, this really isn't my favorite genre: there are slashers I like, but it takes a lot to win me over. This comes close at times with its effective use of heavily stylized lighting, but at the end of the day I found the cheap sets a little too distracting and the overly complex storyline unsatisfying.

At the end of this movie I was left extremely impressed with Mackay but not so much with the film.


49. Sugarplummed

This Hallmark holiday spoof has a strong start but fizzles out about halfway through. What's supposed to be a sendup of Hallmark tropes and cliches devolves into one itself, then even seems to celebrate that with a self-serving finale suggesting the corporation is itself a meaningful Christmas tradition.

And maybe it is, but for fuck's sake they shouldn't put it in their movies (sorry for the cursing, but watching Hallmark movies leaves you hungry for that kind of language).

I liked a lot of the humor in the first half. This thing really does have fun with its premise for a while, and Janel Parrish seems to be having the time of her life channeling Amy Adams from Enchanted. I also appreciated seeing one of these where the central relationship is a friendship between two women, rather than the usual romance. But even during the good parts, there are moments where this can't escape the Hallmark curse: almost from the start this embraces the Christmas movie cliche where the lead is explicitly fixated on giving her family a perfect Christmas. I didn't like it when Clark Griswold learned his lesson in 1989, I haven't liked it in the Christmas Vacation knockoffs through the '90s and '00s, and I certainly don't like that it's become a go-to motivation for Hallmark and its imitators now.

Just so we're clear, the point of a character flaw is for the audience to identify with it. Taking Christmas too seriously would be something most everyone would understand. Being fixated on making Christmas perfect... not so much. Dial this back, Hallmark.

I could have let that slide if the movie had maintained its comedic sensibilities and delivered something consistently fun, but by the halfway mark the fun has basically dissipated, leaving us with a generic second half. That's not the worst thing in the world, mind you - when Hallmark is on point, they're fine, and this certainly averaged out to "fine."



48. Red One 

This was not a good movie.

Expanding on that is difficult, because it's the rare case where virtually every element is off. This has serious structural problems, the leads aren't right for their respective roles, the pacing is abysmal, the component genres aren't properly integrated, the design philosophy is completely wrong with the premise, the jokes aren't funny, and the drama is empty. Just... bad.

Most of the reason this isn't lower on my list is that it's hard to spend $250 million dollars on something like this without winding up with a handful of cool sequences (even Batman v Superman had Wonder Woman). While the bulk of action scenes belong in the last paragraph, there are a couple I enjoyed (the snowmen fight and Krampus castle being the main examples). I also liked at least some of the choices this made around incorporating holiday lore, though at least as many decisions frustrated and annoyed me.

Again, not a good movie. But aspects were fun, and I didn't make the mistake of paying to see it (I can't imagine how disappointing this would have been on the big screen). On a purely subjective level, this lands here, but if I were trying to rank this according to quality... well... it would still have beaten Madame Web, at least.


47. Hundreds of Beavers 

Conceptually, I really like what this movie is doing. Drawing inspiration from silent comedies (in particular I'm reminded of Charlie Chaplin's The Gold Rush), as well as live-action kid's shows, classic Warner Bros cartoons, and '80s video games, they've created something unique while simultaneously exploring connections and similarities between these mediums, genres, and styles. It's certainly fascinating as an experiment and a lot smarter than the intentionally juvenile humor suggests.

But as a full-length movie, I found it a little grating. The jokes, while frequently funny, started feeling recycled long before the ending, and when the credits finally rolled I found myself wishing there'd been more of a story or character arc. And before you accuse me of missing the point of these self-contained comedic antics, keep in mind that the Chaplin movies these are playing off of incorporated emotional character arcs tying together similar bits more than a century ago.

The other thing holding this back for me is that I'm a little uncomfortable with the subject matter. Obviously, this is subjective, but the choice to build the movie around a fur trader who ultimately annihilates a civilization (albeit a fantasy beaver civilization) without really touching on underlying moral issues or the inherent subtext leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Granted, this is a uncharitable reading. You could interpret the movie's existence as satirizing the history of media whitewashing cultural genocide and mass murder - it occurs to me some punchlines here could be viewed as highlighting the immorality and lack of reflection I'm accusing the movie of. But if that was the intent, it doesn't really come across in execution.

Despite all this, I really do appreciate the way the film's references are blended, drawing out ways the desperate genres and styles evolved into or inspired each other, long before they all inspired Hundreds of Beavers. And I certainly laughed quite a bit through the movie - I had a good time. But if this was going to be a movie rather than a series of shorts (and particularly a movie with this premise), I wanted more than I got from the characters or story here.


46. An Almost Christmas Story 

I have complicated feelings about David Lowery's Christmas special. Honestly, "complicated feelings" tends to describe my reaction to Lowery's work in general, with the addendum my opinions almost always land on the "liked or loved it" end of the spectrum, despite a handful of reservations. This time is different, though that's less a reflection of the special's quality than my background and interests.

Like most of Lowery's work, An Almost Christmas Story is largely about tone. In this case, I mean literally about tone: this thing is a meditation on Christmas media and its proclivity towards tones exploring the space between loss and hope.

The problem is I'm a little too well versed in that topic. I know about the melancholy nature of holiday entertainment, I know it's history, and - unless my theory is way off base - I know where it comes from. There's not much of a story beyond its themes and vibes, so if you don't click with its ideas (as I didn't), there's not a lot else.

I thought this looked beautiful and have to admit I was fooled by the animation (until looking it up after, I really thought it was stop-motion). Some character moments were good, and I thought it was all technically well executed. But despite its merits, this just didn't win me over.


If I was only rating the first half, this would be ranked quite a bit higher, but this high concept Christmas romcom runs out of steam and plot around the halfway mark. As the movie downshifts and pretends the stakes (which were already pretty low, even by the standards of this subgenre) weren't already mostly resolved, the movie loses its edge.

All that being said, there's something to appreciate about a movie like this embracing sex positivity without sacrificing the wholesome, family holiday vibe. Plus, the film delivers some solid jokes, as well as some good performances from the leads... though those leads are a mixed bag. I think they do amazing work in isolation, but as a couple they lack any believable connection. In a movie where one of them is becoming an amateur stripper to help the other, that's kind of a big setback.


44. Hot Frosty 

This is better than it had to be. Hell, it was probably better than it had any right to be, given that it's a Netflix romantic comedy greenlit to capitalize on the inherent absurdity of its premise. But solid writing, direction, and some inspired casting choices resulted in something decent. Not great, mind you - I wouldn't even go all the way to "good" - but decent.


This one suffers a lot from comparisons to its predecessor. The first Adult Swim Yule Log presented the world with a Lynchian horror film hidden inside of what was advertised as and at first appeared to be a literal Yule Log video. Between that outlandish concept and shockingly high quality, the movie felt revolutionary: a fantastic comedy/horror with layered themes that seemed to materialize from nothing.

I feel bad for its sequel: that's a hell of a thing to have to live up to. And I respect the decision not to try and duplicate the formula. This instead spins off in a new direction, following its lead character into different (albeit related) subgenres. And it has some interesting things to say about the genres, as well as cinematic language and genre conventions in general. And once again director Casper Kelly shows an aptitude for theme as he uses this outlandish premise to explore trauma.

But while all that's clever (and ultimately pretty good), it lacks the spark that elevated its predecessor above the level of a cable TV movie.


42. Ghostbuster: Frozen Empire 

Was Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire going to be a season-long TV series that got turned into a movie, and they just forgot to restructure the plot? There's around a half-dozen *main* plotlines, and each gets maybe five minutes of screentime between half-hearted comic relief and VFX heavy action set pieces.

It's a mess of a movie, and yet...

I didn't hate it. Hell, I'd take it over Afterlife any day of the week (though neither holds a psychically manipulated candle to the 2016 reboot). But the design on the villain is great, a lot of the jokes that feel ad-libbed are fun (not so much the scripted), and some of the ideas had a lot of merit (pity the movie didn't actually develop any of them, but still it's fun to think about).

Not the worst in the franchise (again, that's Afterlife) but falls far short of the installments that are actually good. Still, I was left feeling like I'd welcome more in this series, which is more than I could say last time.


I honestly don't know where to put this. The film represents an extremely ambitious exploration of the limits of narrative structure, pointedly establishing potential arcs and abandoning them. It's a movie that delights in setting up Chekhov's guns and pointedly highlighting its decision not to fire them. The film has little resolution in the traditional sense, turning instead to the audience's perception as a source of change and growth. It's a fascinating idea, in the abstract.

In practice... I'm not so sure. I found the experience of watching this a bit tedious, as did many others. At the same time, I'm hesitant to write this off too quickly - films this far outside the norm have a history of aging well, and it's entirely possible we'll all be singing its praises in a decade or so.

40. Echo, Season 1

I'm torn on Echo. There's a lot to like about this show, starting with the fact it actually delivers a superhero who feels unlike the scores of those who came before her. Conceptually, of course, you can see where the show is drawing ideas from Daredevil, but as much as I love Charlie Cox's take on that character, the fact Echo actually cast an actress who communicates through sign and is an amputee kind of makes the Man Without Fear look like a poser. As an action star, Alaqua Cox feels new and authentic, and the show makes good use of her talents.

Where it stumbles is tone and pace. I can't think of another series that seemed this confused as far as whether it was intended for an adult or young audience, featuring bleak, violent sequences that give way to childish sincerity in the last episode.

That sincerity was actually a saving grace, at least as far as I was concerned. While I was rolling my eyes when the show explained the meaning of Echo's name for the third or fourth time, I eventually came around to accept and even embrace the heartfelt love this clearly had for its characters and their background.

I felt less generous towards the pacing. It's not that the series is too long - it's only five episodes. The problem is that Echo isn't plotted right for its length. If they'd had ten episodes instead of five, I think the numerous side stories and minor characters would have worked better. But as is they don't have space to feel flushed out, and several feel like distractions from the more interesting narrative at the series' core. I understand why we needed connections for Maya to care about, but we really didn't need this many.

Still, what works here works really well. I kept thinking of Fast and the Furious while watching, in the way both blend a sort of innocent wonder with action. I enjoyed this one quite a bit, despite aspects that just didn't click with me.



39. Deadpool & Wolverine 

The perfect conclusion to the Fox Marvel legacy. And if you think that's a compliment, you've forgotten most of the Marvel movies Fox produced.

Look, there is good stuff here. Jackman delivers a good performance, some of the jokes land, and the scale is impressive. It's just that (aside from a couple moments) the movie lacks any real dramatic weight when it needs it, and even when it's funny the comedy feels formulaic. It's fun seeing some of these characters again, sure, but the movie doesn't seem to have anything to do with most of them beyond lean on references. 

Again, this is still fine. Hell, for a couple sequences it's better than fine. But on the whole this is a decent but unremarkable comedy action flick. If this were a Netflix movie, that'd suffice, but I expect more from a Deadpool film.


38. Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire 

Sort of a mashup of what I assume started as two separate movie scripts: a standalone Mothra flick and the titular Godzilla/Kong team up. Of the two, I preferred the human-centered Mothra story, which is a surprising reaction to one of these. The Godzilla/Kong/Scar King stuff was fun enough, but any sense of scale or grandeur beyond "amped-up music video" was missing. That said, I dug the Lisa Frank infused designs and constant '80s energy driving this. It was neat and fun, no question; for better or worse, it felt like an adventure cartoon in the vein of a Kaiju-fied GI Joe movie, which is hardly a bad thing. But all things considered, this felt kind of trivial and disposable in a way none of its predecessors did.


37. Drive-Away Dolls 

Usually when I say a movie is half good and half bad, I mean it's got good and bad elements interspersed throughout - in this case, I mean I found the first half a chore to sit through, but the second half was kind of delightful. To be fair, I suspect I'd enjoy the first half at least a little more on rewatch - some of the difference can be attributed to the movie taking its time acclimating the viewer to its tone and style. But even if it (mostly) pulls it off, it's hard to entirely dismiss feeling like you're watching an awkward, trashy flick for forty-five minutes.

But once it's set everything up, the ending delivers genuine laughs and a gleeful sense of mischief. I can't say I loved this or consider it an instant classic, but by the time the end credits rolled I felt like I'd had a pretty good time.

There's no denying starting slow then ending on a high note is better than the reverse.


36. Star Wars: Tales of the Empire (Season 1) 

Sidenote: I think this is technically the second season of the Tales of the Jedi anthology series released last year, but I'm going to use the title it was released under. There's been so much Disney+ Star Wars over the past few years, it's difficult to figure out how any of it's supposed to be cataloged.

While it admittedly feels more like a diversion than an event, this Star Wars micro-series makes unusually good use of the format. You'd be hard pressed to recut these into either multi-part arcs in existing Star Wars shows or short films - this actually felt like the show was exploring a type of stories the franchise hasn't attempted before, to good effect.

Good but not great (or at least not impactful). While the approach was new, we've gotten so many animated Star Wars adventures of varying quality, it's hard to see this as anything more than yet another entry. While this is well above average, it's a long way from the best the series has produced, which - fair or not - is almost the bar for getting noticed at this point.

Still, this makes for an enjoyable watch. I like how the two stories mirror each other: one is a tragic fall, while the other a hopeful tale of redemption. It's also nice getting some time with a pair of underused force user groups in the Nightsisters and Inquisitors respectively.


35. Monkey Man 

This one was a little frustrating, particularly because I enjoyed it overall and absolutely loved the action scenes. The problem is that only half the movie plays out like an action/revenge flick, with the other half seemingly aiming for a dramatic thriller merging Indian and American action tropes. Or at least I think that's what Patel is aiming for in his directorial debut - honestly, I've only see a handful of actual Indian action movies, so I'm not exactly an expert on the industry. But from my limited experience, elements of Monkey Man echoed aspects of cinema I've seen there that aren't typical in modern US productions, or at least not those taking themselves this seriously. I'm talking about antagonists seemingly motivated by pure evil, political parallels explored textually rather than subtextually, and a wide-ranging tone that ultimately leans towards the dramatic despite an otherwise fun premise.

To be clear, none of that's inherently good or bad - these are conventions, nothing more. But in the case of this movie, combining melodrama with John Wickian shenanigans winds up feeling jumbled and confused. The audience wants to have a good time, and when the action picks up the movie seems to want to let them: again, the action here is phenomenal. But the movie's quieter moments hold everything back.

I should note the scenes concerned with religion and the hijra temple are an exception: that stuff worked (though maybe we could have done without having half of them gunned down at the end). It's the time spent wallowing in the depressing nature of the lead's life, as well as the amount of time devoted to spelling out the film's themes and politics.

To be clear, those politics are good in and of themselves. I'm not saying I'd have preferred a different theme, nor am I suggesting movies should try to be less political or any such nonsense. But this is a case where the manner in which those themes and political messages are spelled out makes the experience less compelling than it could otherwise have been.

I respect what Patel was going for here, particularly if I'm right about him borrowing heavily from Indian cinema in how the film is structured. But while it's an interesting idea, it just doesn't come together in a way that melds its sources. You're left feeling like you're cutting back and forth between two movies, one of which is rad as hell and other... kind of dull.


34. Dear Santa 

I'm a bit of an outlier here, but I had a lot of fun with this one. The movie does a good job folding a premise you'd expect to be a bit darker into a family friendly template without losing the sense you were watching something a little edgy, even if the "edge" in question is mostly an illusion. I enjoyed the way the movie's story follows diversions, which are allowed to be a bit weirder than usual.

At the same time, there's no denying the script could have used some work, and there were a handful of jokes that should absolutely have been cut. As I said in my main review, the ending also felt like a missed opportunity.

But on the whole I thought this was well executed and offered a nice alternative to the typical holiday comedies.


33. Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Season 1) 

For better or worse, Frieren struggles to decide where it falls on the scale of offbeat fantasy and high concept genre reinvention, ultimately waffling back and forth. The premise seems to imply the latter, as it more or less proclaims its intent to explore philosophical issues surrounding the ephemeral nature of existence using the lens of high fantasy tropes. Early on, I expected it was going to use its setting without resorting to the genre's usual storylines and cliches. The series more or less promises to be a fantasy series set after the adventure is over.

And, to a limited degree, it delivers on that promise. We get existential exploration, characters contending with a world less exciting than perhaps they want, and the like. But interspersed throughout we also get multi-episode plot arcs around some pretty generic setups and battles.

Making the whole thing more complicated, the generic stuff is ultimately very good here. The show's use of magic is interesting, the specialization makes for fascinating side characters, and the fights are exciting. Taken individually, this stuff made for my favorite moments... and that's sort of a problem.

The underlying issue is that the series premise can't sustain the episode count, requiring what amounts to filler. And, again, the filler is really good, but it comes at the expense of actually delivering on the show's central conceit. We're left with something really engaging and fun, but that never really answers the questions it asks in a satisfying way. This also has the unfortunate effect of making the time invested in the early episodes feel a little wasted, as it takes longer setting everything up than is really necessary.

On top of that, I should note the series engages in one of the genre's most problematic tropes by demonizing (quite literally, in fact) a species in order to justify a policy of extermination rather than coexistence. For what it's worth, this does so in a manner more interesting than usual, adding in some intriguing twists around the way demons think and view others. But it's hard to justify fantasy narratives coming out in favor of genocide released in 2024.

Despite its limitations, the show is never short of fascinating, and I kept getting pulled in by the action and surprised by its choices. Numerous characters I'd written off as villains were revealed to be likeable and even fundamentally benevolent. Assuming more is on the way, I'll absolutely check it out. Its failings are less an issue around the experience of watching than aspects holding this back from being some sort of instant classic or offering a profound statement on its genre. Normally, that wouldn't be much of an issue, but it really feels like it sets out to deliver something much more impactful than it manages to be.


32. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 

Taken on its own merits, Furiosa is an emotionally rich post-apocalyptic fairytale with some phenomenal action sequences and awe-inspiring designs. The problem is that it doesn't exist in a vacuum, but rather as a follow-up to one of the best regarded action films of the current millennia. And, as should surprise no one, it doesn't measure up to its predecessor.

The movie doesn't really provide us much in the way of character development we haven't already covered in Fury Road. From a character standpoint this feels redundant - even more so when the film introduces a Max stand-in as a love interest. I had fun getting a closer look at some of the locations touched on only briefly in the last movie and had fun with the action sequences. Likewise, I thought the movie's antagonist was fantastic (someone needs to cast Chris Hemsworth as a pirate STAT).

Surprisingly, this film wasn't in any tangible way about the title character's relationship to Immortan Joe, who's barely a presence here at all. I'm not sure whether that's an issue - in some ways it's probably a merit, since it sidesteps risks of turning this into even more of an exercise in lore building. But it does feel like an opportunity was missed to add depth to Furiosa's hatred of the warlord. The same goes for Joe's wives, who also only appear fleetingly - this would have been a good time to expand on her relationship with one or more of them, considering the risks she takes to get them to safety in Fury Road. 

Again, none of that's absolutely required, and I certainly enjoyed the story we got in its place. But given how monumental Fury Road felt, I can't help but feel a little underwhelmed by a prequel that comes off as solid but unnecessary.


31. Late Night With the Devil 

Shudder has been getting a lot of mileage out of period horror recently. I'm mostly familiar with their Christmas stuff (The Sacrifice Game, Brooklyn 45, etc.), but this is playing with some similar gimmicks.

This movie's main selling point is its premise: a horror movie mainly comprised of a fictional broadcast of a supposedly forgotten '70s late night talk show. What quickly becomes apparent is the movie is caught in a catch-22: when it sticks too closely to that premise, it gets a little boring, but when it drifts too far from what could plausibly count as "found footage," the whole thing starts unraveling.

For a good portion of the middle, they get the balance right, and that section is fun, tense, and interesting. The issue is the end, where they lean too far towards the fantastic. At some point, the found footage movie feels like it loses the found footage angle. They leave some ambiguity as far as whether that's technically the case, but experience isn't defined by technicalities. And horror movies tend to sink or swim on the experience they offer.

This stuff was still well executed, but I certainly felt as though the project lost its edge, resulting in a film falling short of greatness that was within its grasp.


30. Hit Man 

On the surface, it's a fantastically dark comedy that ratchets up the tension it builds before (spoiler alert) ending on the most anti-noir note imaginable. Underneath that, it makes for an intriguing meta-textual examination of truth and identity, a point driven home in the tongue and cheek acknowledgement in the end credits. Whichever aspect suits your fancy, you're in for a good time.



29. Terminator: Zero 

My two main takeaways from this are that the show's plot is only tangentially part of the Terminator franchise (to the point I wonder if it started as an unrelated story), and... that it's still probably the best path forward for the Terminator franchise. This is basically an elaborate, ponderous SF story about time travel, temporal wars, and all the elaborate stuff that Terminator movies avoid because it's more complicated than "slasher robot tries to murder someone."

As an anime series, this is great. As a Terminator story, it's even better. As a Terminator show... well... there's the awkward part. As much as I love this, Terminator wants to be live-action: it just works better that way. That's not to say I didn't have a blast, but I found myself consistently wishing they'd use this as a blueprint for the next movie, because - as good as this is in its current form - it would carry far more weight in its original medium.


28. The Acolyte, Season 1 

The quality of this series is almost less important than how exciting it is to see something new from the franchise, which is a good thing because said quality is a bit hit-or-miss. That's more true in the first half than the second: this picks up momentum as it goes and builds into something genuinely great by episode 7... before backsliding slightly in the finale. Not too far, fortunately - the eighth installment is still solid - but it's a notable drop from what came directly beforehand. 

All that makes it hard to rank, of course. I love what this does for Star Wars, a property near and dear to my heart, and I loved a great deal of this show. A decade ago this would have blown my mind, but that was before I got spoiled by an endless string of "prestige TV" managing to deliver the quality of a motion picture on the small screen. 

This doesn't do that. To be fair, unlike most of the Disney+ Star Wars shows, it neither tries nor pretends that's its goal. And the show itself is consistently fascinating and (for my money, at least) more interesting and exciting than most of the others. But I'd be lying if said I didn't find myself wishing the production values had been a little higher. Still, I'm really annoyed we're not getting more of this.


27. Damsel 

I'm not saying the ending isn't dumb, because obviously it's a dumb ending. And, yeah, this needed another script revision or four to fix the dialogue. Or maybe four fewer script revisions - sometimes these things start pretty good and get sabotaged by idiot executives with notes. All I know is that wasn't the right number of rewrites, because a lot of that dialogue was NOT GOOD. 

But you know what was good? Basically all the dragon stuff. Is this basically Alien but with a dragon? Yes. Is that basically awesome? Also yes.

No one's going to call this a perfect film, but it's tense, engaging, and (aside from that one shot at the end that looked like a video game cutscene) visually impressive. I had a lot of fun with it.

All that being said, if they ever want to make one of these feminist action/fantasies not stupid, they should maybe consider hiring women to write and direct them, because between this and The Princess, they're currently 0 for 2 on that count (though I still loved the hell out of both movies, so take that for what it's worth).


26. Batman: Caped Crusader, Season 1 

Like many in my generation, I consider Batman: The Animated Series (along with its various spinoffs) one of the most influential and best television series of my lifetime. That of course complicates my relationship to this show, which is perhaps best described as an alternate approach to the same underlying idea (being undertaken by one of the original showrunners, no less). The question sort of became where this would fall on the spectrum between existing as an unofficial continuation of the series (such as the almost-but-not-quite-in-continuity movie, Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths) and an entirely new show with a handful of borrowed elements (this could describe virtually every DC animated show and movie since that wasn't overseen by Bruce Timm).

The answer is somewhere in the middle. This sticks relatively close to the formula of The Animated Series, albeit with somewhat more mature themes and content. That alone isn't really enough to sell this: we've seen plenty of takes on this stuff boasting PG-13 material that falls far short of the '90s show.

What turns out more promising is an approach that leans more into the noir and pulp horror influences narratively and tonally. The '90s series was always more a superhero comic brought to life with visual inspiration drawn from media of the 1930s through 1950s; Caped Crusader features stories, characters, and themes that are much more tangibly drawn from those sources... or at least about half of it does.

It's the other half I find frustrating. A lot of this stops at simply giving us alternate versions of characters and situations, still told as if they're generic Batman stories (the Penguin episode being the most immediate example). None of these felt particularly bad, but simply rehashing ideas and beats better managed three decades ago just doesn't cut it.

On the other hand, episodes like the one centered on Harley Quinn or Firebug approach morally complex questions about law enforcement and obsession that prior television incarnations of Batman only dared hint at. These offered a new and exciting direction for the franchise. If this had maintained that commitment to quality storytelling, this show could possibly have risen to the level of its predecessor.

As it is, we still got half a great show, which is a long way from a failure. But unlike the original, this isn't entirely episodic: the series is trying to develop a larger world and story. The problem with that is it's harder to shrug off aspects or episodes that contradict that vision. I still really enjoyed this, but I can't quite say I loved it as a whole, even if I did love about half of the episodes.


25. Knuckles: Season 1 

One of the year's biggest surprises, Knuckles is - shockingly - actually pretty good. I should note that I mostly enjoyed the two Sonic movies in spite of themselves, but I'm under no illusions they weren't bad. But this fixes most of the major issues, or at least does so for enough of the combined runtime to feel satisfying (a runtime, I should note, that's more inline with a long movie than a traditional television season, but that feels about right for the story).

Excluding the pilot (which is directed by the guy behind the movies), this has a brighter color palette, correcting the bizarre decision the films made to make this property of all things look dark and gritty. In addition, the slower pace and lower stakes keep this focused on its leads. 

The series isn't perfect - some of the jokes fall flat, they underuse the main villain, and the show practically broadcasts where it's inspiration is drawn from (I like Peacemaker, too). But for all those flaws, there are genuinely great comedic moments and at least one absolutely transcendent action sequence. I put this on hoping for something "so bad it's good", and was instead pleased to find something good.


24. Rebel Ridge 

A tense, grounded action flick reminiscent of First Blood in both tone and use of police as antagonists, despite being built around a protagonist who's essentially the exact opposite of John Rambo. The movie succeeds thanks to a combination of exceptional direction and an equally exceptional lead performance.

The last act, while still good, doesn't quite live up to the rest, which is why I'm not ranking this even higher. But no mistake: this one's worth checking out.


23. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 

Like the original, this doesn't leave all that much of an impression, but it makes for an enjoyable experience. These movies are mostly exercises in design and tone, coupled with some delightful comedic performances, which is all you can really ask for from this premise. This isn't Burton at his best, but it captures all his whimsy, free from pretense or (as far as I can tell) studio interference. Here's hoping they actually give us a third installment. I had fun with this.


This is one of those movies that forces me to reflect on the semantics behind the term, "favorite." That's not even touching on quality, which I'm already struggling to gauge here - I feel comfortable saying it's a good movie, but I'm hedging on weighing in on just how good.

The problem is I was utterly and completely transfixed watching Merry Christmas for reasons completely unrelated to the film's quality, or even my own enjoyment, really. I found what the movie is as an artifact so fascinating, everything else kind of fell by the wayside. This is an Indian film that feels genuinely Hitchcockian which also fits seamlessly in the tradition of Christmas noir, which (as I'm guessing anyone reading already knows) I'm kind of obsessed with.

All of that left me with the feeling I was studying the movie more than experiencing it. I absolutely loved the experience of studying it, but is that the same as loving the movie? I'm honestly not sure.

You can read my review and thoughts about the film over on Mainlining Christmas. But as far as ranking this is concerned, I'm kind of dropping it somewhat arbitrarily here for lack of being able to make up my mind.


21. Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, Season 1

If this had been six episodes instead of ten, I think it might have been in competition for the top of my list. As it is, I had a blast, not just seeing these iconic monsters on the small screen but also getting time to explore a world that's had to adapt to their presence. The most memorable moment in the series isn't one where Godzilla appears (though those were great, too) but rather the time he didn't.

My only real complaint is that it felt like the story being told was stretched a little thin. I didn't mind the show holding back its monsters for the first half, but after a while it started feeling like it was spinning its wheels. Which... I mean... that's what it was doing, right? Killing time to meet an arbitrary episode count?

I want to stress this is a nitpick. The show was a joy to watch overall, the characters were fun, and when the series reached points where its budget landed on screen they were breathtaking. This was a great program, and I loved it.

I'd just have loved it more if it had been more concise.


20. Alien: Romulus 

This obviously isn't the best Alien installment. Or the second. Third place is probably out, too, though I bet we all disagree which movie that is.

But Romulus... It's pretty solid, right? Nothing all that new or innovative, but they did the thing, they did it well, and it was fun. This raised the series average, which is about all you can ask from the ninth movie in a horror franchise. I don't have any real complaints outside of them using deep fake bullshit for that one character. Oh, and some of the subtext should probably have been thought through a little more (not the anti-corporate stuff, though - that was all great).

I also appreciate that they took a mulligan on the thing from Resurrection everyone's been laughing at for twenty-five years and mostly made it work. Well played.


19. Molli and Max in the Future 

This sort of genre experiment usually fails because either a lead actor won't commit to the absurd premise, the script isn't good enough, or the director isn't ready... only this time the writing is great, the cast understands the assignment, and first-time director Michael Lukk Litwak is up to the task. I spent the runtime simultaneously enjoying this as a romantic comedy and marveling that - despite all probability - the outlandish story was working.

I expect history will view the movie through a similar split lens. This is the sort of thing that should deservedly attract a significant fan base who will return to the film again and again. At the same time, I expect it'll be a popular pick for film studies classes, as it functions as perhaps the most streamlined dissection of the romantic comedy ever made, retaining only the essential elements and swapping everything else out for the silliest genre fare imaginable. We've seen other movies toy with similar ideas, but this embraces the premise of setting a traditional romcom in a nontraditional setting in ways light-years beyond anything I've encountered.

It's kind of incredible to watch such a weird, low-budget, high-concept movie succeed this completely.


18. Love Lies Bleeding 

I'm honestly writing this without checking first: was that ending controversial? It feels like something polarizing. But it also feels inherently Lynchian, which is something the target audience for a film like this might appreciate.

I certainly did, but then I tend to be a sucker for movies with endings that veer into alternate genres while somehow managing to maintaining a thematic and poetic throughline, a needle this film threads with ease. It's the sort of gonzo resolution you know shouldn't work but feel in your gut is just completely right. It's also what elevates an already effective thriller into something more artistic.

I'm trying to avoid spoilers, obviously, though merely by focusing on the end I've already failed. So I'll turn my attention instead to the performances, which are phenomenal. This is worth seeing for the actors alone. But for those who share my love for the inherent weirdness cinema is capable of injecting into its worlds, there's even more to appreciate.


17. Dune Part II 

The first installment in this reboot was my second favorite movie of 2021 (at least when I made the list), but I remember thinking I didn't actually care all that much whether the sequel actually materialized. Mainly, I felt like Villeneuve had already given me everything I wanted from the franchise, and a second film wouldn't be an appreciably different experience from rewatching the first one. 

Having seen Part II, I think that impulse mostly holds up. While I really enjoyed returning to Arrakis, this felt like that: a return. Sure, the story continued, but so much of what these movies offer is tone, style, and setting, I kind of felt more like I was rewatching a great movie than seeing one for the first time. I'm used to that while watching TV shows I like, but it's rare from movie franchises this good.

It's less of a problem than you'd expect. Again, the experience being repeated was a good one, so a return to Arrakis is welcome. It's also important to note that finding a story less significant isn't the same as finding it bad: on the contrary, the changes, cuts, and additions made to the source material were consistently clever and thematically fulfilling - I just didn't care much, since I was mostly just gawking at the scenery.

All of that's a long-winded explanation for why I enjoyed this, think it's technically and artistically one of the year's best, but it only made it this far on my list.

All that being said, I actually find myself more excited about the prospects of a potential third installment than I was for the second. The movie ended implying what comes next might offer some variation. If not... hey, I'm happy to hang out in this setting for as many movies as they care to make (assuming the production values stay consistent). But some new backdrops and creatures would actually be exciting, which is the one area this installment doesn't excel in.


16. Transformers One 

The trailers for this really didn't impress me. Until reviews started rolling out, I more or less wrote this off as an early contender for one of the year's worst: just another toy commercial assembled by executives. 


I'm thrilled by just how wrong that prediction turned out to be.

Transformers One is touching, beautifully animated, and cleverly written; one of the best installments this franchise has produced. For good reason the term "prequel" has largely become a dirty word, but this is a masterclass in doing it right, using the format to build depth into the characters and retcon stuff in need of a makeover.

I've seen some reviews claim this is better than Bumblebee: I don't think I'd go that far (Bumblebee is really good). But this is fantastic in its own right and a welcome change of direction for the franchise.


15. Robot Dreams 

Robot Dreams is the sort of family film you can watch with your kids and trust they'll have a fun time while you're emotionally scarred for life. It's beautifully executed with the metaphor and subtext balanced so the experience ages with the viewer. 


On the surface level, it's lovingly animated, and the comedy lands. If you're familiar with New York City, you'll be amazed how realistically it's depicted (I imagine even more so if you knew it when the movie was set). But as a movie about relationships, it's so much more, sort of an updated Umbrellas of Cherbourg for kids.



14. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 

I suspect a large part of the reason this installment wasn't as well received as the preceding trilogy is the genre (or at least sub-genre) shifts a bit. The movies from Rupert Wyatt and Matt Reeves approached the material from a relatively serious science-fiction point-of-view, while the quasi-reboot feels closer to the pulpy, adventure end of the genre. The difference is admittedly more in flavor than substantive, but this certainly feels more fantastical (plus some aspects of resolution at least imply an element of mysticism).


All of which is a longwinded way of saying I understand why some fans were reluctant to follow this in a different direction. Personally, though, I loved it - I'm at least as big a fan of fantasy as sci-fi, and I found a movie about apes going on a grand adventure immensely entertaining. If anyone needs this turn justified, the 1968 original was going for a similar vibe (though, to be honest, I think I'd have had as much fun with this if the tone had come out of nowhere).

Aside from the delightful absurdity of the whole thing, I appreciated the character work. In particular, Raka is my new favorite character in the series to date, and I liked the complexity and absurdity built into the villain, Proximus. The weakest aspect of the film was easily the primary human, who felt somewhat bland despite some clever writing (I always like when these things keep me from expecting a twist by concealing it in another obvious twist). Even then, it's worth acknowledging that failing to deliver an interesting human character barely feels like a flaw in a movie primarily about talking apes (and, I want to stress, this one really doubles down on being about the apes, with the humans relegated to side characters).

This one surprised me a lot. Between lukewarm word-of-mouth and trailers that didn't quite work for me, I didn't expect to have this much fun with it. Hopefully we'll get a lot more in this series, no matter where they fall on the fantasy/sci-fi spectrum.


13, The Imaginary

Gorgeously bright animation contracts a kind of darkness rarely seen in kid's movies these days. Visually and conceptually it echoes Inside Out and The Snowman, and it pulls no more punches. The villain is reminiscent of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and his companion stepped right out of a horror movie.

Despite its PG rating, parents should be warned this is liable to fuel a lifetime of nightmares, the way movies like Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, and the like did for my generation. But they're likely to be inventive, fascinating nightmares.


12. Only Murders in the Building, Season 4

What sets this apart from other murder mystery shows is the way the series focuses on the victims' lives more than their deaths. Counterintuitively, this is a show about life, not death, that uses the pretense of a murder investigation as an excuse to delve into its characters, both living and dead. The show has a seemingly limitless wealth of empathy which it extends to its flawed victims, quirky heroes, wacky side characters, and even its killers.

Granted, this has yet to return to the heights it reached in its first season, but that's kind of the price you pay for a premise and characters this good. Even as it's settled into a less profound, more sustainable comedy/mystery series, it remains fantastic and never seems to run out of surprises.


11. Agatha All Along, Season 1

Easily one of the top three live-action Disney+ MCU shows, Agatha All Along delivers a level of comic book weirdness often missing from these adaptations, some fantastic performances, one of the year's most memorable songs, and not one but two episodes that feel revolutionary. That it accomplishes all this on a relatively low budget makes it all the more impressive.

I love almost everything about this series, from the delightfully weird characters to the fakeout around the setting most of us didn't see coming, despite it feeling obvious in hindsight (I'm a sucker for stories that hide surprising twists inside obvious ones).

The one quibble I have is that the tonal shift at the end of the series, while clever, corresponded with a shift in the way its leads were characterized. We lost a lot of what made Agatha, Billy, and Rio so much fun when we shifted into the last act. The banter and flourishes felt muted, which made sense in context but also made the last two episodes less enjoyable.

That's a minor complaint, though. Overall, I really liked this one and hope Marvel uses it as a roadmap for future stories. 


10. Inside Out 2

What's notable about Inside Out 2 is largely that it manages to recapture the magic of the original. This is really no small feat - the fact the first film was as good as it was felt miraculous at the time, and the premise didn't seem to lend itself to a follow-up. But this really works, in part because it doesn't make the mistake of trying to up the stakes. If anything, Riley's minor identity crisis is less significant than her confrontation with depression, but the interplay between the characters in her head with her troubling behavior gives a story about a kid having a few bad days at hockey camp more gravitas than superhero movies where the fate of worlds hangs in the balance.


9. X-Men '97: Season 1

This is one of the most surprising and ambitious seasons of television I've seen in a long time. The series was marketed as a sort of "lost season" continuing the adventures from the '90s X-Men cartoon. I think most of us expected a blend of nostalgic references and comical jokes about the era. The series overdelivered in ways that were at times jaw-dropping.

There are a handful of reasons this isn't higher, and most center on the nature of the medium. When I'm compiling these, I tend to look at three factors: how high the highpoints were, how the work affected me overall, and how it left me at the ending. I'm not sure anything this year beat out X-Men '97 on that first point: if I do another end-of-decade list, the episode, "Remember It," will certainly be in consideration. But I consider television seasons, not episodes, in my end of year lists, so moments like those only take this so far.

The best moments of this show were incredible; the worst were... actually, still pretty good. The series never failed to be entertaining. But the difference in quality was still jarring and at times left me wanting more. The larger issue is a common one: the season finale - while certainly not a low point - was a long way from the best episodes. That's not in any way a failure, but it isn't the sort of slam dunk I look for from "best of year" contenders. That post-credit tease implying they might reverse the most meaningful choice they made didn't help, either.

My other reservation is, admittedly, kind of baked into the premise. The animation and designs here are simplistic and childish. That's to be expected, as the gimmick was to continue the look and feel of the '90s series. Intellectually, I respect that, but I can't help but feel it was undercutting the show effectively recutting twenty- and thirty-year-old comics into perhaps the single best X-Men story told in any medium.

Which, to be clear, I think this was, at least at points. "Remember It" in particular was the best thirty minutes I've seen from this franchise, eclipsing any of the previous shows, movies, or even comics from a story perspective. It was incredible. So were numerous other episodes and sequences throughout. But the writing was so good, it sometimes felt like they were doing it a disservice by tethering it to an outdated art style originally chosen to keep costs down. Even with various updates and improvements, this still looked like something a few decades old.

I'm not really calling this a flaw, so much as acknowledging an area where the tug-of-war between exploring nostalgia conflicted with genuinely great writing. And I'd be lying if I said I didn't love hearing that music and those voices (or at least similar voices - I know there was some recasting) again. But while the series got a bit of a leg up thanks to standing on the shoulders of its predecessor, that also wound up being a limitation.


8. Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 5

One of the better series endings I've come across in a long time, this completed the arc of the show beautifully. Lower Decks started as a parody of Star Trek and gradually transformed into, well, just Star Trek. It dipped its toe in that water previously, with various episodes (particularly season finales) having relatively sincere tones, but this was different. As the individual characters grew and developed from wacky, childish weirdos into adult weirdos, they took their place as Federation officers. That's satisfying.

But it's also a good sign that the decision to end this here - regardless of who made it or why - is probably for the best. If Lower Decks had a sixth season, the characters would need to backpedal, which would betray the story they spent five seasons developing. Either that, or it would have to proceed without its signature tone.

This is the time to say good bye, at least for the time being. There's no reason they couldn't make a movie in the future or maybe spin off a couple of the characters into a live-action project (last year's Strange New Worlds crossover proved that could work). But I don't think a continuation of this series could maintain its tone without sacrificing stuff that shouldn't be sacrificed.


7. I Saw the TV Glow

The experience of watching Jane Schoenbrun's second feature film is best described as what a David Lynch movie would be like if it were comprehensible. That's not a swipe at Lynch - the incomprehensibility is intentional and can be a feature - but if you imagine someone managing to bottle the bizarre vibe, genre mashing, and tonal dissonance of his work and use it as a pallet for a relatively straightforward metaphor, you'll have an idea of what you're in for.

I should also note I'm not intending "straightforward" as any kind of backhanded compliment against Schoenbrun. Their movies are intelligible and approachable, not simple. The depth is largely emotional, rather than intellectually vague, resulting in a poetic and moving experience. This is a beautiful, heart-wrenching film crafted by a filmmaker whose command of tone and pacing is incredible to behold.

This is the sort of hypnotic film that leaves you in awe. I loved it.


6. My Old Ass

This would pair well with Petite Mamam, and if you don't realize that's high praise, you need to go watch Petite Mamam immediately. 

Watching "My Old Ass" you almost feel like you could strip out the 10% of the movie that's comprised of ridiculous fantasy and be left with a pitch-perfect coming-of-age dramedy. But who'd want to? The ridiculous fantasy stuff enhances the drama and comedy, and it's absolutely delightful. Also, it's some of the most narratively innovative time-travel I've seen since... well... Petite Mamam. 

Just a wonderful, joyful experience of a film.


5. Nightbitch

Look, you've got Amy Adams starring in a werewolf dramedy about motherhood that prominently features Weird Al's "Dare to be Stupid" (best known from the best scene in the 1986 animated Transformers movie): I don't know what to tell you. This movie rules even before it reveals it absolutely has something to say. It's smart, weird, funny, disturbing... it's kind of got it all. 

This isn't a criticism - just a note on personal preference - but I'd have preferred an ending a little more in line with the surreal supernatural/horror elements. I think this might have claimed the top spot on this list if it had gone a different way.


4. That Christmas

I'm apparently an outlier, but I loved this movie. I thought it was smart, moving, funny... basically everything you'd associated with a classic Christmas movie. I'm at a bit of a loss to explain why so many critics responded as they did. The reviews mostly don't outright trash it, but the consensus seems to be that it falls somewhere around "mediocre" on the spectrum. Maybe they were turned off by the movie being picked up by a streaming service? Or maybe my obsession with Christmas movies has shifted the way I respond to the genre into an entirely different dimension - I'm not at all discounting the possibility my reaction might just be "wrong" (to the limited extent that term can ever apply to an opinion about art).

Whatever the reason, I feel like I need to lodge a strong dissent in support of this film. To be clear, this isn't a case where I think critics are being a little too harsh (see "Dear Santa" above for that scenario) - with the caveat I've only seen this once, I would currently place it on the short list of truly exceptional animated Christmas movies, alongside Nightmare Before Christmas, Arthur Christmas, and 101 Dalmatians. I am genuinely shocked by how far my appraisal is from the norm.


3. Fargo, Season 5

This just barely qualifies as 2024, thanks to the last three episodes premiering last January. Before I even get to the season, I want to take a moment and reflect on how impossibly good the series has been as a whole. I actually think this might be the best live-action show I've ever encountered: the blend of dark comedy, wrenching drama, and at times profound reflection isn't the sort of thing you expect to find on the small screen and certainly not sustained over multiple seasons. The tone is pitch-perfect, the production values are on par with theatrically released films, and the casts they're able to attract for each season-long arc are phenomenal.

Season 5 is no different. I'm not sure it's quite as good as the first two, but it's up there, with the added benefits of featuring the best protagonist we've gotten to date (rarely have I watched a show and been this invested in whether the lead would live or die) and what might be the best whimsical hired criminal so far (and, it must be noted, this is a competitive category when it comes to this show).

It's fantastic and one of the best things I've seen this year. I'm stretching to find anything to criticize, though I've got a couple nitpicks. First, I think there was a missed opportunity at the end of the series when the writers seem to have forgotten the epilogue would have occurred in the midst of the COVID pandemic. It's not just that it's annoying that the reality of that time was being glossed over: there were thematic and story beats that could (and in my mind should) have been impacted. The bulk of the series was set in the months before the pandemic upended society, and I felt like that was being positioned as a sort of countdown for several characters (particularly the antagonists, many of whom wouldn't have fared well in 2020).

I also felt like some aspects of the last episode were a bit underplayed. To be clear, I'm not complaining about the story beats or choices - I am very happy with how the resolution was written - but merely that after an amazingly tense, cinematic setup, the actual climax was a bit of a letdown (just a bit, though). For those who have seen this, I also want to clarify I'm mainly talking about the first half of the episode - the dinner sequence was, in my opinion, absolutely perfect.

My next note concerns a couple episodes near the middle, and... I'm not really critiquing so much as explaining where my reaction was muted. The content here was fantastic, particularly from a moral standpoint, as the show more or less dropped the subtext and addressed issues of domestic abuse head-on, without subtlety or ambiguity.

The thing is, I really like subtext, subtlety, and ambiguity, particularly in stories like these. I can't fault the showrunners for opting to essentially reach out to people who need help - I wish more media did things like this so well. But this is a case where my assessment of the show differs with my reaction, and I base this list primarily on reaction.

On the other side of the spectrum, I really like where they took the mother-in-law from a story and character perspective but question whether they did enough to resolve the underlying issues around her business from an ethical point-of-view. They certainly called out the economic injustice at the heart of the story, but the ending almost implies some sort of higher good can emerge from that, which felt a bit irresponsible even before it became clear the country was on the verge of transitioning into a full-blown oligarchy.

Again, these are quibbles in the midst of a season and series of television that's as close to perfect as almost any I've encountered. If you haven't seen Fargo, it's incredible and well worth checking out.


2. Orion and the Dark

A moving, poetic story about story, our connections with each other, family, existential dread, and... light pollution, I guess? How the hell does it not feel out of place to drop "light pollution" as a central theme along with that other stuff?!!! You know what, forget that: how did they craft a narrative in which LIGHT POLLUTION as a theme *enhances* the impact of those other concepts, while also reminding us it's actually a serious, disturbing issue? How does a kids movie pull that off?!!!

Oh. Written by Charlie Kaufman. That explains a lot, actually.

Anyway, incredible film that evokes the best Pixar movies without retreading ground that studio has trod. This bears a superficial resemblance to Inside Out and Soul, but it's truly its own story. A story about the mythic nature of multi-generation storytelling emerging from elemental forces, that....

Look, I just love the hell out of this stuff.

The visuals are fantastic, too, featuring a storybook appearance that matches the script. Just an excellent movie I'll probably spent the next decade pissed about not being able to buy on Blu-ray.

1. Bluey, Season 3

Ask almost any parent and they'll tell you Bluey is delightful. Actually, ask a growing number of adults without kids, and they're likely to tell you the same. This series is wonderful and much more complex than you'd expect from something made with preschoolers in mind. The trick is the way the stories are layered, creating a show where a child and parent can watch together and take away two very different experiences. Episodes are crafted with multiple points of view in mind, and some of those contain an immense amount of depth.

I almost forgot to include this, at all. The seasons tend to drop in chunks, with installments ambiguously existing as specials. The third season technically began in 2021, which raises the question of whether any of it can possibly be considered in the context of any end-of-year list. Plus, my kid watched a bunch of these when I wasn't around, so I wound up seeing them out of order (actually, this show has the distinction of being the one thing on this list I'm not 100% certain I've seen every episode).

Then the election happened. The fucking election. And when the dust cleared after a long day of work, I felt... the way most of you probably felt. I started to put on a movie, but I didn't make it past the studio logo. Instead, I found myself rewatching The Sign, the half-hour almost-but-not-quite-finale to the season.

It was past the kid's bedtime, but she heard the music and we told her she could come down and watch it with us.

The Sign is about understanding that no one really understands what the future will hold and that because of this the best - perhaps the only - real approach to life is to embrace those you love, make the best choices you can, and face an uncertain future together. It's about hope in the face of tragedy and caution in the face of victory. And, crucially, it was what I needed the evening of November 6th.

For what it's worth, the third season includes a number of my favorite episodes: Bedroom, Obstacle Course, Rain, Fairytale, and Cricket are all among the best in the series... though none of these are actually from 2024. Actually, only three episodes from season 3 were released this year. But one of those was The Sign, which is really what's driving this placement.

Simply stated, The Sign was what I needed in 2024, and I doubt I'm alone in that. On top of that, this remains one of the all-time great kid's shows, and if the unusual release calendar prevents me from ranking it every year, I might as well give it the kudos it's due.


CLOSING THOUGHTS

Take all this with a grain of salt - there's so much I didn't get to this year, including several TV shows I couldn't squeeze in. What We Do in the Shadows, What If...?, and Arcane all came out this year (Arcane is a particularly big omission: the first season is a big part of what inspired me to start including TV seasons in these rankings). I'm planning on watching them all, but I just couldn't find time before the end of 2024. And speaking of notable omissions, I watched the first few episodes of Penguin but haven't had time to catch up (if anyone's curious, I find the show technically fantastic but kind of conceptually underwhelming - this really isn't what I want from Batman stuff, no matter how well it's executed).

Skeleton Crew is shaping up to be a contender on next year's list, with the caveat Disney+ shows have a tendency of starting strong before devolving in their later installments. And of course there are tons of shows and movies on the horizon I'm looking forward to (Death of a Unicorn looks incredible, and I'm really excited to see what Gunn does with Superman), along with God knows how many surprises.

As I said at the outset, this year's list feels a little light. I actually hope next year's will, as well. I've got plans for a new novel and (assuming I follow through) that'll certainly take time away from my movie watching.

I wish I could say this had been a good year, and I certainly wish I could say I had high hopes for 2025. But the truth is things are bad and shaping up to be worse. My advice is pretty obvious, but I'll say it anyway: take care of each other and of yourselves. Seek out media that the worst people alive don't want you to watch and watch it. And of course create art, if only to reaffirm the fact art can only be created by actual humans.

I'm certainly not suggesting that watching movies and creating art are the only acts of resistance we need to engage in, but in times like these make no mistake: reading and viewing art - particularly art created by marginalized communities - is a form of defiance.

The next few years are going to be hard. Make sure you give yourself space to relax when you can.

Sunday, December 31, 2023

2023 Retrospective


Compared to the seventy new movies and shows I got on my list last year, 2023 is going to be a bit light. There are a couple reasons for this, the first being that Nintendo released a Zelda game, which took up a great deal of my time over the past year. In addition, I only wound up seeing a handful of new Christmas movies in 2023 - this year was more about exploring older films - so the list isn't anywhere near as padded as last year's.

That also means there's a lot I didn't get to. I've literally got a stack of blu-rays beside my TV of movies I still need to see, in addition to a massive watchlist of stuff that's streaming or that I'm waiting to hit streaming. I've spent the last week doing my best to catch up, but there's much I haven't gotten to. And that's not even considering God knows how many things that aren't even on my radar. If I were to redo my lists of the past five years, more than half would have new films in the top spot, in some cases ones I hadn't heard of while making the original lists (including the science-fairytale Vesper, which is now my favorite movie of 2022).

So, you know, grains of salt and all that.

As always, the basic premise remains the same: the following list of movies and shows is ranked from least to most favorite, which isn't the same as how they'd be ranked if I were going from worst to best. For example, if I were trying to rank these according to quality, I'd give up, delete the article, and not do the whole "end of year retrospective" at all.

And where would be the fun in that.

Before I even start with the list, I want to acknowledge a couple things I'm not ranking but was still floored by. First, Lindsay Ellis's video essay, The Ballad of John and Yoko, is an incredible work absolutely worth checking out. Similarly, Patrick H. Willems's Bollywood essay is wonderful. These are arguably the two best internet video essayists alive, each with career bests - check them out.


53. Secret Invasion

In their defense, they were clearly trying to make something different. This miniseries aims for a much darker tone than the MCU is known for, and they deserve credit for the attempt. But, more than anything else still part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (so exempting apocrypha like Iron Fist and The Inhumans), this just doesn't work.

The main issue, in my opinion, comes down to the premise making it all a little too easy to juggle identities. We know upfront that anyone could at any moment be a shapeshifting alien, so we're never at all surprised when it turns out to be true. The show is structured around a series of twists and shocks, and none of them pack much impact.

Okay, to be fair, there was one fake-out I actually loved, and unsurprisingly it wasn't related to secret identities or shapeshifting. And some of the Fury/Talos banter was fun. But beyond that, this was a bit of a slog I'd have abandoned after the first episode if it hadn't been part of the MCU. In aping the Netflix Marvel shows' tone it sacrifices almost all of the lighthearted fun that makes most Marvel stuff work, and couldn't manage to import any of the emotional weight that characterized the better Netflix installments.

The unfortunate part of this is they'll no doubt learn the wrong lesson from the blowback the show's receiving and rein in attempts to experiment with new tones and styles. It wasn't the desire to innovate that made this one disappointing - it was the failed execution.


52. 65

Was this supposed to be a video game? The movie's premise feels like it's tailor-made for that medium, between the minimal cast size, ticking clock, and omnipresent threats. The direction follows suit, with action sequences that oscillate between those of shooters and moments that feel more like quicktime events than most actual video game quicktime events.

There's nothing inherently wrong with drawing on games (or any other medium) for inspiration (watch Kong: Skull Island to see it done right), but co-writer/directors Scott Beck and Bryan Woods struggle to find anything other than the initial "...but with dinosaurs" hook to make their movie stand out. Pitch Black, more than anything else, feels like the template they're trying to replicate, but that offered surprising twists and great B-movie character work - this does not.

That's not to say this is entirely awful, mind you: some of the creature designs are pretty good, there are some solid action sequences, and whether or not they knew what to do with him, Adam Driver is still Adam Driver. It's not a total waste, and depending on how much you like dinosaurs and how bored you are, this might even be worth sitting through - far be it for me to suggest there shouldn't be a place for disposable genre entertainment in the world.

But make no mistake, this is about as disposable as movies come. The emotional beats are cliché and obvious from the start, the premise is even more ridiculous than the trailer suggests, and the dour tone holds it back from being anywhere near as fun as it should be.


51. Genie

I like Melissa McCarthy's performance here, but as a whole this was a really bad idea. The 1991 movie this is remaking, Bernard and the Genie, holds up pretty well (or at least the comedy does - the stereotypes, not so much). This tries too hard to differentiate and update the story and in the process breaks the tone entirely.


50. The Flash

The first ten minutes or so were actually pretty good as a live-action comedic take in the vein of Batman: Brave and the Bold. I felt the same way about the theatrical cut of Justice League, with the caveat no ten minutes of that movie were anywhere near as well constructed as the opening of this. Unfortunately, the rest of The Flash is more or less on par with Justice League.

The main problem is a disconnect between what Ezra Miller's doing and the tone the movie settles into (to the limited extent it ever settles into a tone at all). Miller's basically playing their characters as throwbacks to '80s and '90s adventure/comedy, and - to be fair - I think the script is pointing that way (the Back to the Future nods feel like a hint). Whether director Muschietti dropped the ball or Warner Bros executives broke this in post-production will have to remain an open question, but either way the movie just doesn't work.

Part of me thinks that's a pity - there are some good ideas and moments sprinkled throughout, and Sasha Calle was robbed of a chance to shine. At the same, it's hard to mourn too deeply given the disturbing allegations surrounding Miller.


49. Red, White & Royal Blue

There's a lot to appreciate in this. Personally, I found the decision to openly acknowledge the politics refreshing - there's sort of a tradition to obfuscate who the bad guys are in this subgenre to avoid offending half the country, and I appreciate them just outright taking a stand here. The cast is good, as well (Uma Thurman is fantastic in a supporting role).

But the movie also makes some baffling choices around tone and setting I found off-putting. I understand this isn't supposed to be realistic, but when you're playing with aspects of the politics that are widely understood, you need to take care not to come across as insulting the audience's intelligence. When this casually asserts that American voters care about a trade deal with Great Britain, for example, I raised an eyebrow. And again when they showed a snow-covered New Year's Eve in Washington, DC. Or when Secret Service kept being conveniently absent.

I'm also not sold on way the movie juggled subgenres. I'm not certain this was a mistake - the styles shift in a way I think was intentional - but it still makes it difficult to wrap your head around the world and get pulled into the story.


48. The Velveteen Rabbit

While reviewing this, I had to struggle to try and separate my own reaction to the material from my assessment of its quality. Fortunately, that's not an issue here, as this list is simply based on how much I enjoyed each piece of media.

And overall this one left me a little cold. I like moments and aspects (some quite a bit), but I couldn't shake the feeling I was seeing something where too many crucial decisions were made by whatever committee of executives greenlit the project.


47. It's a Wonderful Knife

Even compared to other uneven films, this one's really uneven. The prologue is fantastic as a mini-slasher and there are some great characters (and even greater performances), but there are far too many twists for a movie that's already built on a twist. The movie becomes so focused on what it wants each scene to be, it loses sight of the story and goes off the rails.

Still, there are some really good moments and character beats, plus at least one joke that bumped this up two or three spots. It's a long way from being a total loss, but it's even a longer way from working as a movie.


46. Thunivu

Like a lot of movie geeks, RRR was something of a wakeup call to the fact there's a wealth of Indian genre cinema worth exploring. Thunivu was easily accessible and sounded interesting, so I gave it a shot.

The movie is, in a nutshell, bonkers. The best description I can offer is a mashup of heist, superhero, and (light) suspense; it's a lot to take in and process. Tonally, the movie is all over the place, shifting from serious reflections on economic injustice and political corruption to comedically over-the-top action sequences and musical numbers at the drop of a hat. I realize a similar observation could be made about RRR, but that felt much more balanced and deliberate in the way it combined its desperate elements. Thunivu comes across as a bit more patchwork.

I want to pause and clarify that's not necessarily a bad thing. Or, more accurately, that I lack the cultural background to say whether it's good or bad. My knowledge of South Indian action cinema consists of two movies as of writing this, so the context of genre conventions and artistic decisions is liable to go over my head.

What I can talk about is the way these play to similar viewers. Clearly, I found the experience odd, but not at all unpleasant. I was reminded of '90s American action flicks, which likewise tended to mix political and cultural themes with silly action. That said, this goes a lot further with that action: the superhero comparison isn't an exaggeration. While the main character is ostensibly a mortal man, he's capable of taking on dozens of opponents, and both his strength and resilience are on par with, say, Captain America's. Based on clips I've seen, this seems to be pretty normal in action movies coming out of India.

I found these fights delightful, though I worry some of that enjoyment could border on a lack of cultural awareness. I'm sure a great deal of the absurdity of the fights is self-aware, but without fully comprehending the cinematic language, the line between laughing with and at a movie can get blurry. Compounding the issue this time are several sequences where limitations in the visual effects are apparent. There's a mix of practical and CG explosions in the film, and some of the latter don't measure up.

Likewise, I'm unsure how to approach the plot, which seems like a nearly endless string of reveals and twists on twists. Excluding some sincere sequences, it plays like a parody of American heist movies, which I'm guessing was the intent. On one hand, it's all very silly and fun. On the other, I wasn't invested in the economic aspects of the movie, nor was I engaging emotionally with the characters. Again, I can't say whether this disconnect was due to a lack of cultural understanding or actual flaws in the movie; only that there's a pretty good chance other American viewers will have a similar experience.

And ultimately none of it was a deal-breaker. As a campy action flick with some ludicrous fight sequences, it makes for a fun time. Whether that's at all a fair summation of the film is a question for people far more familiar with the subgenre to answer. 


45. Elemental

To its credit, Elemental is a gorgeous movie, beautiful both to look at and listen to. Divorced from story and even premise, what's physically on screen is an artistic and technical achievement, and that should count for something. Unfortunately, the movie just doesn't work as... well, as a movie, and the main reasons for this boil down to some profoundly bad choices around genre and structure.

A somewhat baffling choice I feel bad disparaging is the decision not to make this a comedy. The reason I feel bad is that, in principle, it's the kind of wild, outside-the-box twist I should love: rather than structure Elemental as a series of jokes, the movie sidelines the humor and instead tells a fairly straightforward drama. Sure, there's still a bunch of comedic relief tossed in, but it's always secondary to the story (or more accurately, stories, but we'll get to that).

Again, in theory that's the kind of ambitious approach I usually love, but here it completely falls flat for three reasons. First, because this is a kid's movie, a fact that undermines any attempt to sell the drama as serious or believable. The movie just doesn't deliver complex, believable emotion, without which drama never works. The movie leans into visual and auditory cues to imply what's happening has real depth, but there's really not enough there.

Reason number two concerns the central conceit and metaphor at the heart of the film - the whole "elementals" thing. Part of this connects with the first issue, in the way the movie wants you to think the whole mixed elements/mixed-ethnic relationship idea is profound when it just isn't. But even beyond this, the world of Elemental is distractingly weird. I'm more than willing to suspend disbelief for stuff like this, but nothing here feels sufficiently thought out. Laws of physics, biology, and - hell - just actual laws seem to change on a whim. That's forgivable if there are resonant emotional connections driving the shifts, or if the movie uses them stylistically, but neither is the case here.

Finally, the drama in the A- and B-plots don't work because there's also a C-plot. I strongly suspect this issue was introduced in the movie's development - my guess is the original pitch was happy to leave the conflict limited to a Romeo and Juliet style romance between the elemental pair, along with Ember's complex relationship with her father. But instead of giving that space to breathe, they added an intrusive generic Pixar adventure plot concerning a water leak that makes absolutely no sense and kills the last chance the movie had of ever being taken seriously.

Again, the animation looks really good, which buys this some goodwill. But that's somewhat mitigated by the realization that replacing the vocal soundtrack with, say, a random Enya album would result in a more fulfilling experience.

This is one of only three Pixar movies I mostly find boring, which is why - despite its merits - it's buried this far back on this list.


44. The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Someone get Illumination a participation trophy or something: this was fine. It was lazy, of course, and had more payoffs tied to old video games than anything substantive in the movie, but it was diverting enough for the most part. The visuals were generally good. I liked Peach and really liked Toad. Pratt voicing Mario didn't annoy the hell out of me, which alone is more than I expected.

It's disposable, but in the scheme of things, that's probably as good as it could ever seriously have aspired to be.


43. Renfield

This was fine, but to leave an impression it needed to either be a lot funnier or, you know, actually good. It's leaning too hard on the premise to make up the difference, and that premise isn't anywhere near as interesting as they seem to think it is.

There are solid elements - Cage is fun, as usual, and Hoult and Awkwafina do good work. But the homages feel hollow, and the movie comes off more reminiscent of films from the early 2000s than the eras it's supposedly referencing.

Also - and I realize this is a dumb thing to complain about - but it really bothered me that Dracula existed in world as a known cultural icon, while name "Renfield" seemed to mean nothing. I'm sure we're supposed to assume that books (and maybe movies) about Dracula exist without the character of Renfield, but the surface-level contradiction pulled me out of the narrative. It felt like the movie's problems in a nutshell: they were invoking the history of the story to attract fans, but then crafted a story watered down for audiences more familiar with superhero movies.


42. A Biltmore Christmas

The first of a couple Hallmark time-travel romcoms on this list. For the most part, this was decent - a better ending would have pushed it up a few spaces. Not much further, though, as this was a bit too ambitious for the what the studio was willing to invest, even with whatever money or accommodations the Biltmore estate was willing to kick in for the somewhat absurd advertising.


41. Round and Round

I realize calling something "not bad" is kind of damning with faint praise, but all things considered, I'd say this Hallmark movie isn't in an awful spot. Frankly, it's impressive any TV movies are outperforming "real" movies, let alone some big budget productions. Round and Round has plenty of flaws and shortcomings (the jokes weren't quite funny enough, the drama doesn't hit quite hard enough, and so on), but all things considered it's got a lot of heart. I enjoyed this one well enough and respect it even more... but you really need to make more of an impression to move further up the list.


40. EXMas

I know we're still in the back half of this list, but I think it's worth taking a moment to acknowledge how incredible it is this made it as far as it did. Frankly, when I put this on, I expected it to be awful - after all, we're talking about a low-budget Christmas romcom with a gimmicky title and premise almost certainly rushed through production to finish filming before the strikes and released on Freevee. I'm not sure how many more warning flags you can possibly add to a single movie.

But despite all that, this was (for the most part) funny and endearing. It had its share of issues, of course (awkward greenscreening, haphazard set decorations, and the usual assortment of sequences that just don't work), but at the end of the say I was genuinely shocked by how solid it was acted, directed, and shot.


39. The Bad Batch, Season 2

Overall, I liked the second season of The Bad Batch more than the first, though that's not saying all that much. The premise of this show never entirely worked for me: I find most of the characters a bit simplistic. This is essentially a throwback to '80s and '90s Saturday morning cartoon dynamics, both in terms of gender distribution and character archetypes. I respect what they're trying to accomplish, but it still feels weirdly antiquated.

That said, the show has its moments. Every third or fourth episode delivers something unexpectedly clever and/or shockingly effective, and it's worth sitting through just to reach those payoffs. It's odd the best stories seem to center around a character who's mainly been portrayed as the bad guy (though that may be shifting), but who cares as long as it works?


38. Kizazi Moto: Generation Fire

Visually, this anthology is nothing short of breathtaking: gorgeous animation defines all ten installments. But given where this shows up on this list, you can probably guess I wasn't as smitten with the stories themselves. I don't think the writing here is bad, mind you. Each fifteen minute episode is a standalone sci-fi/fantasy piece set within its own world, and each story is first and foremost structured as a vessel for the animation.

While that's a good starting point, I kept feeling like the individual pieces left me wanting more. The worlds were intricately constructed, but - with maybe one or two exceptions - I felt like we were fast-forwarding through them. Most of these were trying to tell an elaborate, epic tale in fifteen minutes, and it just wasn't enough time to add much depth.

As an animation showcase, this is still more than worthwhile, but any of these shorts expanded to feature length would have been infinitely more satisfying than what we got.


37. Star Wars: Visions, Season 2

My thoughts on the second season of Visions are similar to those from the first - how effective each short is comes down to whether the individual studio reimagining Star Wars has a "vision" that enhances the source material or just kind of flounders. In this case, there were two that worked so well they made the entire collection (or volume or whatever we're supposed to call this) worthwhile: "Screecher's Reach" from Cartoon Saloon and "I am Your Mother" from Aardman. Tonally, these couldn't have been more different, with Cartoon Saloon delivering something deceptively dark and Aardman producing a comical (but nevertheless emotionally resonant) story. I loved these completely.

There were a number of others where I loved aspects - El Guiri's "Sith", Punkrobot's "In the Stars", and Studio La Cachette's "Spy Dancer" all spring to mind - but I always felt like a few aspects were off, or at the very least not quite what I was looking for. I wouldn't be at all surprised if every episode has its champions, though - even the ones that didn't connect with me were interesting and featured gorgeous animation.

The nature of compilations more or less guarantees they'll be uneven, but there's enough here to ensure I'll keep watching these as long as Disney keeps commissioning them. 


36. Shazam: Fury of the Gods

I really like approximately 95% of this movie. In fact, let me raise the stakes here: I think ~95% of Fury of the Gods deserves to be called good. Maybe even really good, despite some obvious flaws. Sure, the compositing needed work, but that's kind of a silly thing to get upset over. Likewise, the tonal shifts get awkward as this tries to be a fun kids' movie and a dark action flick at the same time, but that's more a marketing problem than an artistic one.

The real reason I think this wasn't better received is that the last ten minutes were just godawful. The Wonder Woman cameo was the largest offender of course - maybe the single worst cameo of its type I've ever seen. And that's with the caveat I'm half convinced the deus ex machina inherent in her arrival might have been an intentional nod to the fact the device has its roots in the same mythological tradition this movie (as well as Diana herself) reference. But even if that was a conscious choice, it still undercuts any emotional catharsis they might have gotten from a resolution with a proper setup.

How much that matters depends on how much weight you place on the destination compared to the journey. I know that sounds like a loaded statement, but endings leave an impression on movies, even when the climax of the story has already passed. And, while I liked the preceding film well enough, the laughable (in a bad way) closing moments had an impact.

Fortunately it wasn't enough to ruin the experience entirely. The cheesy, cartoonish superhero stuff was a lot of fun, and that counts for a lot, too. I like a lot of the choices made around the villains, particularly the decision to complicate questions over who was and wasn't ultimately a villain. The fantasy creatures were tons of fun, as well, and (while it might have landed a little better with less lampshading) I kind of love that the movie paid off an advertising campaign decades old.


35. Ahsoka, Season 1

I find myself more than a little conflicted on this one. I really didn't like the first episode, but I enjoyed every subsequent one. I found this version of the title character bland compared with earlier incarnations, but it was delightful seeing these characters in live action, at all. I found the plot a little boring, but the new ideas (at least as far as live-action Star Wars is concerned) were great. Perhaps more importantly, I really liked the villains, all of whom felt like they had points of view and objectives more nuanced than "be evil."

At the end of the day, there are a lot things I wish had been done differently, but I'm not NOT going to like a show with space witches.


34. The Naughty Nine

I spent a lot of the runtime unsure where exactly my opinion was going to fall. The movie started strong but faltered as it moved into the second act. The ending was mixed - I liked how the primary character arcs played out but found myself bothered by an almost authoritarian subtext. It really wasn't until the closing shot that my opinion coalesced.

Specifically, it was when the movie teased the possibility of a sequel, and I realized just how much I wanted them to make it. This has issues (quite a few, in fact), but I enjoyed it on the whole. For a silly TV kids' movie, that's about all you can ask for.


33. The Last of Us, Season 1

This certainly isn't a situation where I've got any kind of hot take to share. The Last of Us is really good. The cast is great, the effects (and more importantly the overall visual design and execution) are great, it's cleverly adapted... basically, every aspect is really good. If this were a genre I was more invested in, it might be making a run for the top third of my list. Hell, if I didn't already know the plot through cultural osmosis, that might be enough.

But I did know the plot (or at least the main beats). And while I like the genres this was combining, they're not near and dear to my heart. This show wowed me, and I really liked it... but it didn't leave me floored the way my favorite shows do.


32. Cunk on Earth

I realize this was released overseas in 2022, but it didn't come out on Netflix until this January, so I'm including it here. I should also note that, like virtually everyone else in America, I haven't seen Cunk on Britain or Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, and further am taking it on faith that those are real shows and not something someone added to Wikipedia as a joke.

This miniseries is a great deal of fun, offering a pitch-perfect parody of documentaries about the history of civilization. Diane Morgan, the actress playing Cunk, nails every line with a perfect blend of sincerity masking the utter absurdity of the questions she's asking and statements she's making. If she'd ever acknowledged her jokes were jokes, this would have fallen flat: her consistency and skill at striking the right tone is the reason this works.

Credit should also go to the team behind the camera, who manage to make this visually identical to the genre its mocking. Also, whoever wrote the subtitled "facts" for the Pump Up the Jam bits is a genius.

Arguably, the series might be one episode longer than it should have been. I think the jokes in the fourth installment weren't quite up to par with the rest, but even then I was laughing.

It's hard to imagine any way this could have been better. That said, this is by design more limited in actual substance. It exists to make you laugh, but - aside from pointing out how superficial many documentaries are - there's not much of a point to the whole thing. It gets in some good jabs at real issues, but it's not trying to say anything particularly meaningful.

Which is fine! Not everything has to be a pointed, political statement or an experiment in alternative narrative structure. Cunk on Earth is trying to be silly, and it succeeds masterfully: I have no complaints. But as fun as this was, it doesn't feel like the kind of thing that's going to stay with me. I'd be happy to watch more, though. 


31. The Mandalorian, Season 3

The ending is buying this season a lot of goodwill. Don't get me wrong: I'll always watch Star Wars stuff. Plus I loved the episode with Lizzo, Black, and Lloyd. And that crazy alien pterosaur they fought that was rendered to look like stop-motion was incredible.

But this is a two-sided lightsaber. The plotting was contrived and convoluted, the dialogue was awkward, and as patient as I was with a lead wearing a mask, when it's damn near everyone on screen it starts to feel like the people behind the camera aren't entirely clear what medium they're working in.

But then we got that ending. That beautiful, ridiculous, cheesy, exciting ending, complete with a brisk pace and cool effects. Hell, they even tossed in some decent character development and some really sweet moments with Din and... other Din, I guess. The finale alone bumped this up several spaces.

I just hope future Star Wars shows learn a few lessons from what's working and what isn't. Like I said, I'll keep watching regardless, but I'd rather have less ambiguous thoughts. 


30. Loki, Season 2

The strength of this season lies in Loki's arc - particularly the end of that arc. The weakness lies mostly in everyone else's stories, which feel superfluous. I wouldn't describe the experience as bad - the pace was fast, the cast was fun, and the dialogue amusing, so it all breezed by. I basically enjoyed the entire season as I was watching, but as soon as each episode ended (excluding the finale, of course) I found myself feeling like it was spinning its wheels. That ended with the last installment, which revealed the season had actually been building to something, and further that something was astonishingly cool. The shot of Loki quite literally embracing destiny might be one of my favorite visual moments in the entirety of the MCU, in a single instant justifying why both seasons of this show featured Loki as the protagonist of this particular story.

What it doesn't accomplish is justifying this story being told as a TV season. The medium was appropriate to the first season, since that was structured around various mini-adventures to different eras and places. But the bulk of the second season was a single story, and - again - that story could have been a lot more streamlined. We didn't need this many side-characters, most of whom weren't all that interesting (the main exception being Ouroboros, who's consistently delightful).

Really, this season should have been a movie. Loki's story was the interesting part, and that could have been covered in a fraction of the time.


29. I'm a Virgo

Boots Riley's surreal deconstruction of a superhero world (and more pointedly of the capitalist police state) is fascinating, though after Sorry to Bother You, I feel like "fascinating" is a given when Riley's involved. Beyond that, it's virtually indescribable, mainly because its sensibilities and pacing don't align with entries in virtually any of the genres or mediums it slides into. This almost feels like a kids' show, but only insofar as its visuals, structure, and humor aren't restrained by conventions that make the vast majority of "grown up TV" relatively homogenous in ways that aren't apparent until you see something like I'm a Virgo actually do something truly and unmistakably different.

For the first two or three episodes, I was completely transfixed by the experience. As the show went on and I became more accustomed to the style, I basically settled into "just" liking it. I found myself oscillating between finding moments and images brilliant and finding others kind of underdeveloped. For better or worst, the series is more an experiment in worldbuilding than a unified story. I found myself wishing a few of the side plots had been cut and we'd spent more time on others. But that could entirely be preference - even the stuff that didn't click with me still seemed clever.

It's also worth reiterating that the stuff I liked, I really liked. This featured moments of brilliance bordering on transcendence, and I'm not sure those would have hit as hard in a more focused story. Beyond that, the visuals alone were incredibly inspired.

Like Sorry to Bother You, this left me intrigued and eager to see what madness Riley prepares next. He's one of the most original creators in live-action film or TV, and that alone makes everything he makes exciting.


28. Peter Pan & Wendy

At present, this is my third favorite live-action Disney remake, after The Jungle Book and Cruella. I don't think it's a coincidence all three are less remakes than entirely new adaptations that use their corresponding classic animated counterparts as inspiration, rather than blueprints. I'm quite a bit more forgiving towards The Lion King remake than most (I think it's a fascinating technical experiment), but I'd never claim it establishes itself as a film in its own right. But love them or hate them, these three are new stories, as are the live-action Dumbo and Maleficent movies (the latter of which probably holds the #4 spot and the former is a good reminder that "new" doesn't automatically equate to "good").

I really liked Peter Pan & Wendy, despite... well, despite a lot of things. The visual effects and design were hit-or-miss, the whole thing was tinted far too dark, and several subplots felt rushed or shoehorned in. I'm not saying this was a perfect film, nor am I suggesting its critics are in some way wrong. This is divisive for a reason - it's a flawed movie, and releasing it on Disney+ rather than the theaters was probably a smart move.

But for everything wrong with it, there's a great deal that works and - in my opinion - justifies going through the trouble of making yet another Peter Pan movie, which is no small feat in own right. Unlike most Disney classics the studios been recycling, there's no shortage of attempts to reboot Peter Pan as a modern fantasy. We had Hook in the '90s, the 2003 version from P. J. Hogan, and the 2015 movie from Joe Wright. I still have a soft spot for Hook, but its flaws make this version's seem trivial in comparison. I should probably give the 2003 version a rewatch - I was extremely disappointed when I saw it in the theaters and haven't returned since. As for the 2015 movie, it's easily the worst of the bunch and still serves as one of my go-to examples for mismanaged blockbusters. Frankly, the attempts to make Peter Pan work in modern movies mirror those that have plagued Robin Hood and King Arthur - these are concepts that should still work, but after a while it starts to feel like Hollywood is incapable of getting them right.

But Peter Pan & Wendy threads the needle - for me at least - by drawing inspiration from some of the source material's strongest aspects that are almost uniformly overlooked for being too dark. This is the first version I've come across that's at least willing to explore Barrie's dissection of the idea innocence is inherently good. It's unwilling to fully embrace the dark aspects of his work and depict all children as inherently cruel, but it takes Hook's suggestion to that effect seriously. For me, that's enough to establish this as movie worth seeing.

But it wasn't enough for David Lowery apparently, because there's a lot more to recommend here. The casting is absolutely fantastic (Alexander Molony was particularly good, but I was impressed with all the kids), and the movie offers some real gravitas at key moments. And while there are sequences where the combination of effects and visuals fail to sell what's on screen, there are others where we're treated to something special (the flying pirate ship at the end looked great).


27. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

This was, of course, a particularly divisive film. For a lot of people, that opening section was a dealbreaker, which I certainly understand. Personally, I found it at once technically impressive but emotionally empty - I sort of compartmentalized the disconnect, focused on the pulpy adventure, and was able to keep it from ruining the experience for me. That said, if I'd seen this unaware it was destined to flop, I'm not sure I'd have been able to ignore the fact the lead was largely a digital creation in that sequence and still enjoy the rest of the film.

But luckily I was watching this on Disney+ and not in a theater, so I had the hindsight of knowing Disney's trial run of using CG to bottle stars and freeze their IP went over like a WWII bomber with a ballista bolt through an engine. If anything it was kind of delightful watching one of history's most cynical studio experiments crash and burn in slow motion, so I wasn't bothered.

At any rate, studio executives take note: no one gives a shit about digital actors masquerading as the real deal.

I thought the rest of the movie was solid for what it was - a fairly silly (if slightly overlong) adventure, coupled with a decent father-daughter (well, god-daughter, but it's all the same template) character story. The action was fun enough, with the caveat it was virtually impossible to buy into the idea a man in his '80s was actually capable of anything Jones is doing. But this franchise has always required a suspension of disbelief, and Mangold does good work setting up the intricate Rube Goldberg set pieces these movies require.

This isn't in the same league as the original three, of course, but I never really expected it would be. Despite bringing back Ford one last time (unless, God forbid, Disney decides they need to try the whole "legacy sequel" thing a third time sometime in the late 2030s), this feels more akin to something like Solo than, say, The Force Awakens or Last Jedi. And my feelings towards Dial of Destiny are fairly similar to my feelings towards Solo: I enjoyed watching both, but not so much I have any trouble putting myself into the shoes of those who hate them.


26. Skull Island, Season 1

I sincerely hope whoever's in charge of the next Monsterverse movie watches this and pays close attention to how the characters are written, because this is the first thing in this franchise I've seen where I wanted more time with the humans.

Granted, this is an animated show, rather than a live-action movie, so the rules are a little different, but I'm convinced the basic concept would translate: make the people effective pulp adventurers. And also make them completely unhinged.

That last part's important - these things are more interesting when the people are running towards the monsters than away. The movies have typically tried to contrive plot-based reasons necessitating characters to move towards the action - they need some MacGuffin or something - but that gets old fast. The truth is we're watching these things because we love the monsters, and it's far more entertaining when the POV characters share our affection. 

All that said, I should probably note Skull Island isn't exactly a kaiju series - it's more a comedy/adventure with a couple kaiju tossed into the mix. You could honestly write out Kong with only slight alterations to the overall plot, and if anything the show might be a little better for it.

But would anyone have seen it? Would I? Probably not, given the volume of entertainment out there, and that would have been a shame because this really was a great deal of fun. The show's breakout character, Annie, a teenage girl raised among monsters, is more than enough to make this worthwhile. Really, all the characters are likeable, including several you'd expect to be otherwise. This show plays with and subverts your expectations.

By the time we build up to the episodes about King Kong - which are still pretty great - I find myself wishing we were still focusing on the main characters. That's pretty damn impressive, if you ask me. 


25. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Season 2

You have no idea how many spots this jumped solely because of the Lower Decks crossover. Like, take your best guess, then double it. God, I love that episode.

The season as a whole is pretty good, too, though it's still not what I really want. Personally, I want this show to be the version of Star Trek that wasn't made in the 60's, with as much as that entails as possible. I want the ship to look like it did, I want the characters to act like they acted in the original series, and most of all I want the structure to be episodic adventures with character development a secondary consideration.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with not giving me what I want, particularly because if they did the series probably wouldn't have maintained enough fans to justify even a second season.

Instead, they're essentially taking plot elements and character traits implied in the original and adding in copious amounts of fan service, to the degree some elements are essentially fan fiction. And, just so we're clear, that is not a criticism. If anything, it's a smart approach that justifies revisiting characters like Spock and Uhura in the first place.

But because it's not what I personally want, this is as far up the list as it gets, despite the fact the aforementioned crossover is probably my favorite standalone live-action episode of Star Trek since DS9's Trials and Tribble-ations.

This might have made it a few spots higher still if it weren't for the musical episode leaving me a little cold. The songs were good, and the production values were impressive, but I just didn't feel like it delivered a premise and story that intertwined Star Trek and the format as well as it could have.


24. Good Omens 2

The second season of Good Omens - to the limited extent the term "season" applies - is very different than the first. That shouldn't be entirely surprising: the first season was an adaptation of the novel by Gaiman and Pratchett, while the second was a new story inspired by the show and its leads. Because of this, the sequel feels like it's set in an entirely different world, one that's notably less dangerous and where even the denizens of hell tend to be a bit nicer in the long run. The first season was sort of a metaphysical satire, while this leaned towards romantic comedy. In context, it almost feels like fan fiction (and seems to borrow freely from tropes associated with that genre).

Not only is there's nothing wrong with that, it was probably the best approach. The first season didn't need a sequel, so trying to match the tone and style would have likely resulted in something redundant. Focusing instead on implied character facets and relationships offered the freedom to actually deliver something different.

And what we got was a funny, engaging, breezy story about angels and demons navigating a cold war between heaven and hell while falling in love. Did part of me wish they'd leaned a little more into the serious side of the genre? Maybe - this isn't my ideal mix of tones - but I still found the whole thing pretty delightful.


23. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

I like Honor Among Thieves a great deal, but maybe not quite as much as I expected to. Yeah, this is partly another case of unreasonable expectations setting the bar too high, but - for everything the movie does right (and there's a great deal of that) - there are also some missed opportunities.

This is at its best when it embraces madcap heist antics in its world, but - despite being centered on precisely those kinds of characters - the movie underutilizes those genre elements. It wants to be a comedic Mission: Impossible movie set in Forgotten Realms, but it keeps pausing this to explore its fantasy roots. To be fair, some of that's great, too - the jokes and Easter Eggs were a lot of fun, and the tongue-in-cheek generic fantasy score might by the film's best asset (I'm not joking when I say I want the score nominated for an Oscar) - but the reason this hits me like a three-and-a-half star movie rather than four or five comes down to it treating what should be its primary genre as a side thought.

Likewise, I felt like the movie's balance of comedy and serious moments was a little off. The Disney+ Willow show struck a very similar tone, and managed to pull it off quite a bit better, in my opinion, delivering moments that had actual weight. The scene where Pine's character reveals the missing piece of his backstory gives us a taste of that, but the film's ending struck me as kind of childish and formulaic. That's not to say the writing and direction was at all bad; just that it could have been a lot better during crucial moments.

And again, I still really enjoyed this. The whole cast was great, with Michelle Rodriguez and Sophia Lillis standing out. The action sequences were fantastically inventive, as well, and the high speed polymorphing chase was absolutely delightful. If the choice comes down to more installments exactly like this or nothing at all, make no mistake: I'll take as much of this as they're willing to give me. But if they can punch this up a bit, the blueprint they're using has the potential to be something truly special.

Let's just hope the lackluster box-office numbers didn't sink the chances of any follow-ups.


22. Cocaine Bear

Every decision this movie makes is right. That sentence, coupled with the premise of the movie (which is already succinctly summed up in its name) would serve as a complete review, so feel free to skip the rest of this if you've got anything better to do.

The wisest decision director Elizabeth Banks makes here is not to try and elevate the material or turn this into anything more than the sum of its parts. Cocaine Bear isn't a cautionary tale about climate change, a thoughtful deconstruction of failed US drug policy, or a surprisingly impactful emotional exploration of any of its characters. It is instead exactly what's advertised, and I think that's commendable.

Specifically, this is a comedy, albeit one with escalating degrees of gore. It's a throwback to old b-horror with a higher budget, actual production values, and a sense of self-awareness. It wants to recreate the thrill of watching a laughably bad movie while actually being good. To this end, Banks casts comedians and has them play 2-dimensional characters, none of whom get enough screen time to build up any real empathetic connection.

Again, these are features, not bugs. The point is to avoid lasting attachment or emotional connection that undercuts the silly fun of the thing. Structurally, this is closer to parodies of the '80s and '90s, albeit with enough love for the genre being targeted to qualify as an installment rather than lampooning them. Also, unlike most of those, Cocaine Bear is actually funny.

It's essentially a near-perfect execution of a very simple, intentionally stupid premise. It would be easy to dismiss this as a movie that sets out with modest ambitions and achieves them, but that ignores the fact that there are so few movies like this that are any good. There's an art to turning a ridiculous premise into a fun movie that's not just an overlong trailer, and while Cocaine Bear makes it look easy, it requires intricately balanced genre conventions, a wry sense of humor, and careful planning. This is worth checking out, assuming you can handle a bit of gore.


21. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

It's difficult to say whether or not Rise of the Beasts actually clears the bar to count as a good movie or not. For the record, I think it does, albeit barely, though frankly it's difficult to care.

Before you interpret that as a criticism, let's take a moment and remember this is the sequel to the prequel (which may or may not be a reboot) to five movies by Michael Bay based on a cartoon show based on toys, but also based on a sequel cartoon series from the '90s that was simultaneously sillier and thematically darker.

The point is, "ridiculous and fun" should be the goal here, more than "good." Bumblebee did pull off a pretty incredible feat and deliver a truly great movie on top of everything else, but it'd be unreasonable to expect them to repeat that. And of course this isn't on par with its immediate predecessor, but damn if it isn't a joy to watch.

I enjoyed this one a lot, and not just because I've got find memories of watching Beast Machines with friends in the hall lounge in college.

But that certainly doesn't hurt.


20. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

I know this is one of the Marvel installments that's widely derided, but as a retro fantasy adventure with some great comedic beats and a genuinely unnerving antagonist, I really liked it. The movie is inventive and weird, with visuals that prioritize imagination over realism. In a sense, this feels like Marvel's answer to Aquaman more than anything else, and - in my book at least - that's a good thing.

I can nitpick various aspects, of course. Some jokes land better than others, not every character arc connects, and they may have pushed some of the intentionally silly effects a little too far (everyone gets that M.O.D.O.K. looking like an effect composited using '90s technology was a choice, right?), but at the end of the day this delivers what I feel has been missing from most of the last round of MCU productions: new, bizarre, imaginative worlds. The MCU's main danger at this point is feeling stale, which is why I suspect a lot of the Phase 4 movies haven't landed the same way, despite being more or less on par with earlier installments in terms of quality. Quantumania succeeds in shaking things up and showing us something different and truly bizarre, and it does so with whimsical characters, cool action, and great jokes.

More please.


19. Creed III

Creed III isn't as good as the first Creed. It's also not as good as Citizen Kane, Casablanca, or The Godfather.

Shocking, I know.

But if we're through comparing it to movies nothing should ever be compared to, maybe it's worth noting this is incredibly well made, the performances are all fantastic, the characters' journeys are effective, and the surreal fight sequence was damn near perfect.

In a lot of ways, Creed III was a smaller movie than its predecessors - the stakes feel more reined in, the story is less epic, and the ending has a lighter touch. The downside of this is that it doesn't leave as big an impression as, say, Creed II, but that doesn't mean it's not an improvement (and Creed II was already pretty good).

I really like this one. Of course it isn't as good as Creed, but then again not a lot of movies are. But this closes out the trilogy (or at least first three films of whatever this turns into) strong, which is a hell of an achievement in its own right.


18. The Holdovers

Got this in just under the wire! The Holdovers is a great film, and one of this year's best examples of a movie poorly served by the framing of this kind of list. By it's nature, The Holdovers isn't the kind of movie most people - myself included - are going to be knocked head-over-heels over. If you're better versed in 70's cinema than I am, you might disagree, but for the rest of us this is more a movie we appreciate and enjoy than fall deeply in love with.

That's not a criticism, just an explanation for why a movie that's damn near perfect is only scraping the top third of a list arranged according to the admittedly vague concept of "favorite." The Holdovers is a film that prioritizes simple, grounded moments over big, dramatic gestures. It's got a lot of heart and a great sense of humor, but it's wants you to ache rather than cry and chuckle rather than fall out of your seat. Everything about the movie is as intentionally muted as the color palette, including payoffs and emotional beats. It's a measured film that deserves the accolades it's receiving and whatever awards are coming its way. I only hope the inevitable Oscar nominations offer the filmmakers some consolation over not being ranked higher on some random nerd's end-of-year list.


17. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

The fact this isn't a serious contender for best animated picture is a reminder of just how good the medium has gotten. Everything about this movie is great, starting with the phenomenal animation style, which transforms sketch marks, smudged ink, and paint into a three-dimensional world. Sure, it's a continuation of the philosophy driving Spider-Verse and Mitchells Vs. the Machines, but it takes that in a new and unique direction. Animation has rarely looked this cool.

On top of that, the movie offers fantastic, reimagined versions of the characters, great comedy, and real heart. This is a wonderful movie - everything you could ask for from an animated picture and more. But the bar for best animated movie of the year seems to have risen to the level of "transcendent," and I don't think Mutant Mayhem quite clears that hurdle.

Though, honestly, it comes close at times.


16. Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3

If you'd given me six guesses before I watched the movie as to how many Guardians would die, you'd have gotten six wrong answers. Maybe it's because Gunn kept insisting this would be the absolute finale for this version of the team, maybe it's because Dave Bautista was adamant he wouldn't be back, or maybe it's because the first two installments end with an emotional sacrifice, but I'd have bet money not everyone was walking away.

But I kind of think that's the reason they did. Gunn seems a little more self-conscious of his writing patterns than most people making these kinds of movies, so maybe he took the less obvious path to avoid being predictable. Regardless, he delivers a emotionally fulfilling conclusion without relying on what's become the genre's default dramatic shortcut. Likewise, while it may have cost him a bit among critics, Gunn shies away from some of the supposed pacing and structural rules dominating Hollywood blockbusters. 

And, of course, the movie's also as fun as a barrel of raccoons. The weird settings, inventive action, and quirky humor are all dialed up about as far as they'll go. The giant space organism is gnarly and gleefully gross, the villain is terrifying, and Knowhere just keeps getting cooler. These are among the best looking superhero movies out there.

I can understand why this one's divisive, but count me among those who think Vol. 3 is a worthy successor to the franchise. I'm sorry we won't see more Guardians movies from Gunn, but damned if I'm not looking forward to whatever he's got planned for Superman and the rest of the DC Universe.


15. Bottoms

I dug this bizarre comedy, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a tad disappointed after hearing it hyped for months. Don't get me wrong: it's hilarious and entertaining as hell, and I love the way it blends a style of comedy from the 80's and 90's with the sensibilities of the present. I also love the fact this gives Heathers a run for its money as far as body counts are concerned - I'm not sure why zany teenage comedies are better when people die violently, but the rule of thumb seems to have held.

As entertaining as this is, it doesn't have much to say beyond the inherent statement it makes by existing in the first place (which, to be clear, is still quite a powerful statement). Not that it needs to deliver some kind of thesis or anything to be good, mind you. Comedies need to be funny, which this absolutely is. Plus it includes a sequence in which a bunch of teenage girls fight a football team to the death, which is of course icing on the cake.


14. Merry Little Batman

Remarkably good, this is one of two animated movie on this list we almost didn't get to see due to studio mergers and subsequent executive meddling. Merry Little Batman certainly isn't like any incarnation of the character in prior adaptations and - to be frank - is a long way from the version I'd have described wanting next. But there's no arguing with results: everything about this from the comedy to the surprisingly effective emotional core just works. This one's really good.


13. Willow, Season 1

I realize I've said this before, but it's true here, as well: three or four episodes in, I was convinced this was going to make it to the top of my year-end list, only for the show to come up short in the second half of the season. This time, it's a little complicated, however, as I either wanted more or less from the series. I better elaborate.

Willow is ultimately a campy, ridiculous adventure that refreshingly refuses to treat its predecessor as some sort of hallowed, serious masterpiece. The movie it's based on, if we're being honest, has some serious tonal issues: half of it is kind of dark and bleak, while the other half is basically a farce. When I heard they were making a legacy sequel, I naturally assumed it'd be the serious stuff getting highlighted. Instead, the show leaned into the absurdity of the world and characters. It's not entirely comedy, but tonally that's the aspect that wins out. And the series is much better for it.

But unsurprisingly, it's still trying to inject pathos into its characters and story. I'm not certain whether Avatar: The Last Airbender was an influence on the show's development, but I wouldn't be surprised - it really feels like it's trying for a similar effect where the humor gets you invested in characters, only to make their emotional pain all the more impactful.

It's a really good approach. The problem is, it doesn't quite pull it off here. I like these characters, but their arcs kind of feel like they're meandering, their growth largely feels forced and simplistic, and their pain comes across muted. The cast is doing good work, but the larger stories the show's telling needed work. I'm hesitant to come down too harshly on the writers, because the same team did stellar work building the characters to begin with, to say nothing of delivering some truly delightful dialogue. But if this wanted to be "more than a comedy," I wanted better arcs than we got.

Alternatively, maybe this shouldn't try so hard. That's why I said at the start I wanted either more or less: I think this would work if it just dropped the pretense of pathos and embraced the "friendship is magic" side of the franchise. Willow delivers a line to more or less that effect at one point, and it's a satisfying moment. There's nothing wrong with something like this being a little childish.

Nitpicks aside, I absolutely enjoyed this and wish we were getting more.


12. Lower Decks, Season 4

The downside to ranking a show that's as consistently good as Lower Decks is that it isn't likely to surprise you after a while. Yet again Lower Decks delivered something wonderful. I loved every episode and had a blast. But because it really has been consistently good, it really doesn't have any room to astonish me. That's not a problem, but it does mean there's a roof on how high it's going to climb on this kind of list.


11. Poker Face

It's fascinating to see a throwback to classic, episodic mystery series appear in the present landscape of intricately plotted shows driven by season- or series-long arcs. For the record, I'm a believer that neither approach is inherently good or bad. Ideally, showrunners should adopt the format best for each show, but that's clearly not a given: I've lost track of the number of shows I've seen in the last decade which blatantly followed in Stranger Things' footprints because of some mandate rather than artistic choice. If the only thing Poker Face accomplishes is getting us a little closer to a world where artistic decisions are made for artistic reasons, it would already be worth it.

But if course that's far from the show's only merit. Poker Face offers quirky humor, genuine suspense, and an endless supply of fun. The episodes vary in quality, but that's to be expected. Frankly, it's nice to be constantly surprised, even if the surprise in question occasionally turns out to be some variation of "this episode is good but not great."

And the great episodes are REALLY great. On top of that, the best two of the season (in my opinion, at least) were near the end, implying the trajectory is on the right course.


10. The Muppets Mayhem

I want to be a little careful while comparing this against other Muppet productions, because it's a little too easy to trip up and undersell some phenomenal installments from the last few decades. I'm not certain this is the best Muppet production of the past few decades, or even necessarily my favorite (I'd at least need to re-watch both the 2011 movie and 2015 series to rank the three). The stance I am prepared to make is a bit more specific: I think this understands the underlying concept of the Muppets better than any show, movie, or special since we lost Henson. The approach here is pitch-perfect, even on episodes where jokes and relationships don't entirely connect.

What's particularly interesting to me is that it gets to that point by dialing back the franchise's manic energy and edgy content. Rather than treating The Muppets like a larger-than-life concept with bizarre metaphysical properties, it just kind of approaches them as characters. Weird characters, of course, but still characters, with insecurities, hopes, and failings. It's the opposite approach I'd have expected or would have thought I'd want for a series exclusively about the Electric Mayhem, but now I find myself wanting similar spin-offs about as many classic Muppet characters as they're willing to produce.

I'll add that the best installments - episodes 5 through 8, if I'm remembering right - were absolutely phenomenal. If every episode had been as good as those, this would be in the top three; if they'd all been at the quality of episode 7, this would have handed in the #1 spot. But few shows if any can maintain that level of quality, particularly right out of the gate, and it's not like the rest of the series was ever short of "really good."

Please give me more like this. Not necessarily more of this specific series (though I'd take more Mayhem if it's in the cards), but more Muppets produced with this philosophy. This really feels right.


9. Blue Beetle

By my count, there are five truly great movies in the now defunct DCEU: Wonder Woman, Birds of Prey, Shazam!, The Suicide Squad, and - you guessed it - Blue Beetle. I really wasn't expecting that, by the way, which is why it took me so long to actually see it (December 26th, in case you were wondering). Blue Beetle has its diehard proponents, but the overall consensus is fairly lackluster. Well, count me among the proponents: I loved it.

Granted, I may have been partly swayed by the movie's decision to heavily homage Speed Racer throughout the first act. And while, yes, the Amblin vibe of the third act is getting a bit passé, its execution here felt fresh.

Was the movie flawless? Of course not. It's bizarre the movie never circled back to the widespread devastation caused by the suit's "power test" (I'm guessing there was supposed to be a scene establishing the villain was able to use that to get authorization for her assault on the family - maybe it'll be on the blu-ray I just ordered). Also, a few of the fart and butt jokes were a tad childish, even for a family movie. 

But between the humor, a fantastic cast of characters, and some inventive action sequences, this was an unusually good entry in the genre that felt offbeat enough to stand out.


8. The Sacrifice Game

I'll put a full write-up on Mainlining Christmas at some point (probably next year, unless I get ambitious), but for the time being I'll say this retro '70s horror throwback with a '90s goth twist is my favorite 2023 Christmas movie to date. While that represents a fairly light sampling, this also ranks pretty well overall. I don't want to spoil any more than necessary here, but I will say I couldn't have loved the ending any more - that goes for the third act in general and the resolution in particular (I'm sure the latter will be at least a bit divisive, but - yeah - I just loved it).

That said, those of you who are squeamish or easily disturbed by violent imagery will want to do your due diligence before watching.


7. Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur, Season 1

God, I love this. The show is beautifully designed, lovingly written and animated, and the music... honestly, those musical interludes might be my favorite part of this. I'm kind of struggling for things to say here, because what makes this work is hard to put into words. It's a fun, superhero comedy/drama in the vein of the Spider-Verse movies and the DuckTales reboot. It's stylish, smart, and funny. If you haven't checked this out already, there's no time like the present to correct that.


6. Polite Society

Polite Society kind of feels like the movie Edgar Wright would make, if he'd made movies about women back in his "ridiculous action phase". It feels more like Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World than any other movie I can think of.

Please don't mistake that some sort of criticism or accusation of redundancy - Polite Society arrives at its tone and style through an entirely different set of genre references and ideas, and the story is completely different. But if you're looking for a reference point, Scott Pilgrim is about as close as you're going to get.

That said, I like this a lot more than Wright's video-game fueled movie (sidenote: I haven't seen the animated series yet, but I hear it's fantastic). I know it's sacrilege to speak ill of Pilgrim, but while I love the style and approach, something feels off in the way the absurdist action is woven in. Polite Society, for me at least, does a far better job balancing this and selling the transitions between slightly heightened realism and bonkers martial arts sequences.

Which, incidentally, are absolutely delightful, beautiful, and about as fun as this stuff gets. There are a couple counterexamples (a few sequences near the are a tad underwhelming), but on the whole this is some of the best action you're likely to see this year.

The underlying comedy is pretty great, too. The characters, like the movie they inhabit, are bigger and weirder than life. And, as a bonus, the fact the story centers on a cast of primarily British Pakistani characters means we get to see something different than any of the templates we've gotten a thousand times before.


5. Barbie

Movie critics have come a long way in the last fifteen years. That's how long it's been since Speed Racer came out and was largely lampooned by reviewers who, frankly, just didn't get it. Distracted by surface-level observations of bright colors and comic relief, they approached it like any other kids' movie, and because of this overlooked the depth of artistry, web of influences, and overall achievement the film represented.

This generation of critics is apparently more open to the possibility that art exists in unlikely places. Audiences are, too - Barbie grossed close to 1.5 billion worldwide.

I'm not sure if Barbie is quite as good as Speed Racer - I'll need to rewatch it several times over a few years to see how it holds up. But I do think that's the closest reference we've got: like the Wachowski sisters' masterpiece, Gerwig's film builds a world out of a collage of pop-art imagery, calibrated color, and music. She takes a slightly different path: Speed Racer invokes its more impressionistic elements visually, while Gerwig favors more elaborate story structure to reach a similar end point. But both movies offer surreal experiences reminiscent of cubism (the Wachowskis have cited the movement as an influence; I suspect Gerwig turned to it as well).

The only thing holding this back for me is the movie's decision to explain its references. To be clear, I don't think this is a flaw: Barbie needs to be accessible to a wide audience, including children (especially children, in fact). Pausing to explain various incarnations of the doll or Ruth Handler's identity was almost certainly the right choice. In addition, Gerwig found ways to deliver information that were comical and contributed to the sense the film was pushing the medium in directions that are alien to generic blockbusters. But I've got a history with toy collecting, so - fair or not - I did find those moments a tad distracting. 

Regardless, this is a fantastic movie and yet another reminder that Gretta Gerwig is one of the most exciting directors working today. 


4. They Cloned Tyrone

One of the year's most fascinating releases, They Cloned Tyrone is the rare kind of multi-layered movies that's simultaneously a pleasure to watch and is deceptively complex to break down. Even on the surface, it plays as a fun cross-genre homage to '70s exploitation and science-fiction, with modern comedic sensibilities and thoughtful satire. And, again, that's the surface level.

Because it's also a masterclass in deconstructing the genres it's paying homage to, recontextualizing tropes and character archetypes as the story progresses in ways that add layered meaning to what previously seemed like jokes. This should be in consideration for Best Original Screenplay - it's a brilliant script.

On top of that, it features some fantastic performances (particularly from its three leads), a perfect soundtrack, and retro '70s cinematography tying it all together. I loved every minute of this weird, intricately constructed movie and look forward to whatever Juel Taylor directs next.


TOP 3

Okay, I want to take minute and acknowledge how close these three actually are. The things that follow aren't just those I loved - they all left me breathless, either from laughing, from being emotionally moved, or from sheer shock that the medium I was seeing was delivering work of this caliber. For months I was planning on cheating with a two-way tie, using the fact one was a TV show as justification. But that plan fell apart when a new challenger emerged and squeezed between them. That's how goddamn close this is - the movie in the #2 spot forced me to split the win between #3 and #1.

So, with that in mind, here are the three pieces of entertainment from 2023 I loved most ranked in as accurate a manner as I can muster.


3. Star Trek: Picard, Season 3

This was one of the best seasons of television I've seen in my entire life. Everything about it, from the writing, directing, editing, acting, and scoring was executed at a level movies should aspire to. The premise required a cast of actors in their '70s and '80s to behave like action heroes, and it never once felt absurd - that alone is a hell of a feat.

The tone was tense and suspenseful, the visuals epic and engrossing, and the new villain was the best the franchise has given us since Ricardo Montalban graced the screen. The first four episodes in particular felt unrelenting and as close to perfect as anything I've ever seen produced for the small screen. The rest of the season wavered a hair... but only a hair. Taken as a whole, this is the best Trek I've seen since the Original Series. I'm in absolute awe of what was accomplished here.


2. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

I enjoyed the first installment in this series well enough, and more than that I was able to clearly see that it was a quantum leap forward in animation. It's a great movie, no question, but I didn't love it the way a lot of comics and animation nerds did. 

This one hit me differently. This time I felt the way the first movie's most passionate fans described feeling. I love every second of this movie.

It deserves that love, incidentally. The animation here is incredible. It's kind of become cliché to describe modern animated movies as still works of art brought to life, but... God, that's the feeling. Backgrounds and foregrounds alike transform seamlessly between two and three-dimensions depending on the emotional needs of the moment, designs break through boundaries of medium, and the story has weight and resonance. It's fantastic.

But honestly I care more about how it made me feel, and it's almost impossible to overstate just how much I enjoyed watching this film. The energy and momentum were palpable, and the experience left me overjoyed.

I know some people are annoyed it's basically half a story, but that doesn't bother me in the slightest. I'm not convinced the old rules regarding structure and self-contained installments really apply anymore now that we're in a world where it's relatively easy to catch up on earlier films or even skim the synopsis on Wikipedia. Frankly, if you've got a story that needs two movies worth of time to play out, I'm fine with having it span two movies. And I can't imagine anyone claiming Across the Spider-Verse was stretched out: every second felt justified. 

This one came so close to the top spot. Hell, I genuinely enjoyed it just as much as everything on here. But in the end, I couldn't justify a tie between two animated movies, so I went with something that meant a hair more to me. But damned it was close....


1. Nimona

What's exceptional about Nimona isn't that it's doing anything particularly new - the character archetypes, plot structure, and even themes are pretty similar to those we've seen countless times in modern animation, and even the fantasy/sci-fi setting is becoming commonplace. Despite that, the movie feels fresh and revolutionary, because while the underlying ideas have been played with before, Nimona leaves you with the sense everything's been turned up to 11.

Some of that's due to the punk aesthetic and the movie's willingness to at least poke at the limits of its rating. There's a mischievousness to some of the dialogue you don't expect from these (think Shrek, only smart and funny). It also helps the movie knows when to draw back the curtain around its metaphors: it's not afraid to acknowledge some of the darker aspects of what its characters are going through, and the emotions actually carry some weight.

But mostly it's just that it's all done as well as it is. 

That's not really why this is up here, though. The real asset of the movie is right in its title: it's Nimona herself.

The character feels genuinely revolutionary. Every line of dialogue she utters packs a punch - we're so used to these characters being watered down it's truly refreshing to hear her talk gleefully about murdering her enemies and overthrowing the government. And it's also more fun than I've had watching a movie in a long, long time.

Nimona is an absolute joy, and we're lucky to have it. Very lucky, in fact - it was nearly lost in the midst of Disney's acquisition of Fox, a reminder that studios aren't motivated by art. Nor are they good at business: Disney could have made a fortune releasing this under their brand, and whatever blowback they hoped to avoid by writing it off hit them nonetheless (once more for the cheap seats: YOU CANNOT APPEASE FASCISTS).

It's that victory in a meta-conceptual sense that edges this one over the line for me, incidentally, into this spot. Both this and Spider-Verse are, in very different ways, incredible artistic achievements, but the path this went through to overcome bigotry and corporate cowardice makes its themes resonate all the louder.


CLOSING THOUGHTS

This year, even more than most, I'm left with a sprawling list of movies I didn't get around to. Hell, in some cases I'm literally left with the movies themselves: I've got blu-rays of Fast X, the next Mission Impossible, Asteroid City, and others I picked up on sale in November and just haven't had a chance to watch. And those are on top of a growing list of independent and foreign films I hear great things about. And I haven't even mentioned movies still in theaters such as The Marvels, The Boy and the Heron, and Godzilla Minus One. Or all the TV shows I didn't get to....

So, yeah, this isn't entirely a complete list, nor will it ever be. But it's as close as I was able to scrape together before the end of a busy year.

The standouts for me in 2023 so far were of course animated films. I should note that animated movies have an advantage in that I'm less likely to overlook them before the end of the year: because there are fewer released, the great ones rarely escape my notice. It's entirely possible I'll stumble across a new favorite in the coming months, the way I found Vesper last January. Regardless, I remain excited by the revolution we're seeing in animation. New animation styles keep pushing boundaries and merging mediums to fantastic effect. I really hope this continues evolving in new directions.

It'll also be interesting to see where television goes, though I suspect we're coming to the end of the era of unlimited ambitious programming. Streaming executives finally seem to have caught on to the fact they can't make money by producing infinite content competing against a slew of other studios doing the same, as there's no reason for anyone to pay for more than one subscription at a time. So everyone is finally pulling back on expenses, which... okay, that's probably more sustainable. My hope is that they'll focus on producing a smaller number of great shows. My fear is they'll focus on mass-producing cheap reality TV. Guess we'll have to wait and see what wins out.

2024 will probably be a light year in terms of Hollywood, as we'll see the aftereffects of the strikes. Perhaps we'll see more foreign films brought in to take up the slack now that they've demonstrated an appeal to American audiences. That would be a nice change of pace, as would more independent and low-budget genre pictures getting better distribution.