Does Whatever a Spider Can

It is, perhaps, human nature to tear down heroes, to seek their flaws and weaknesses and exploit them. But here in The Middle Room we strive to be better. We would rather take a more positive perspective and celebrate the accomplishments of our protectors.

It is in this spirit that we are pleased to inform you the BBC is now reporting that Spiderman saved a child trapped in a burning building in Bangkok.

To our knowledge, J. Jonah Jameson has yet to comment.